Quote from: graphmastur on December 09, 2010, 10:24:57 pm

Lol, "apple this magical unicorn". Interesting program, nemo. I love the comment on that return statement.

EDIT: What would be really funny, is to analyze the sentence, and get a new version that was "prettier" so that everyone talked pretty.

So "Hey, I think your program is a fail" becomes "I think your program is missing some butterflies, but other than that, I think the unicorns were happy."

i think that's a little beyond my word processing abilities. it'd be cool if i made an advanced library to process strings, though.

also, if you want, you can just copy/paste my source code and add words. if you want to add the swear words list to include "snow" for some reason, you can do that. you can also add replacement words, if you wanted to replace snow with honey.

 maybe i could make a function that, when a certain word is spotted, it will always replace it with a certain other word...

interesting. you know what i just thought of doing? censoring a string to take out all the swear words

edit: just finished it. it will change something like this:

Spoiler For language:

You fucking ass.

into
You endearing unicorn.

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import java.util.*;

public class Censor{
public static void main(String[] args){
Scanner reader = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.print("Enter a string to censor: ");
String evilness = reader.nextLine();
System.out.println("Your string in a more holy format: \n" + censor(evilness));
System.out.print("\nAgain? (y/n) ");
if(reader.nextLine().equalsIgnoreCase("y"))
main(null);                                    //recursive calls to main? i think yes.
}

public static String censor(String evilness){
String[] badWords = {"fuck","shit","damn","ass","FUCK","SHIT","DAMN","ASS"}; //yes, i know there are more swear words. this covers the basics.
String[] replacementWords = {"apple","magical","unicorn","fairies","endear","renowned","butterflies","sugar"};
Random r = new Random();
for(int i = 0; i < badWords.length; i++){
int indexOfBadWord = evilness.indexOf(badWords[i]);
if(indexOfBadWord != -1){
String begin = evilness.substring(0,indexOfBadWord);
String replacement = replacementWords[r.nextInt(replacementWords.length)];
String end = evilness.substring(indexOfBadWord + badWords[i].length());
evilness = begin + replacement + end;
i = -1;
}
}
return evilness;      //now holy.
}
}