I decided to create a program to amuse myself, and unfortunately came up dry when designing it. I wanted to make an insult program that would register whatever the user put in and generate an insult appropriate to whatever the input was. However, being a gentleman like myself, I am at a lack for much insults. So now, I am requesting any and all (school appropriate-sorta ) jokes, comments, insults, etc. to this thread. Any insults will be ironically accepted!