My brother comes to me and says, "Hey check out this new Humble Bundle I got". Before he could tell me what he got I said, "SHUT UP AND TAKE MAH MONEH!"

I payed ~5 bucks, and got it. But BF3 is like 24gb O.o
With my internet, I assume this is going to take about a month.

That's indeed a problem

I don't see why anyone would torrent it- it's $5 for the full games and going to charity. I would buy it myself but I don't have a credit card/Paypal...

Indeed. I think people who do this would just do it to be jerks or because they are. I can't see why people do this when there are people who pay $10 for the Humble Bundle, even if they have no plan to ever play any of the included games. They only buy it for the sake of donating and find Humble Bundle awesome.

The only other reason why would be that the person has no credit card/Paypal account and that Visa gift cards are not available in his area.

Don't forget Trine 2 Just bought it.
[Edit: ]removed the septuple post