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Never tell your password to anyone.mrf4ncyp4nts: You. You there. You with the sucky android phone. Yeah, you. I need you attention. Do I have it?mrf4ncyp4nts: Good. Let us continue.Snake X: ..mrf4ncyp4nts: As mentioned previously the contract into which have entered is binding, and should be treated as such.mrf4ncyp4nts: Secondly the aforementioned contract had a series of fine-print arrangements argeed to henceforth.Snake X: im guessing this isn't jordan?mrf4ncyp4nts: Finally the aformentioned fine prints states clearly that "I, ___FIRST_NAME___ ___LAST_NAME___ hereby agreee to any and all shcedulind notices and duly states that I, ___FIRST_NAME___ ___LAST_NAME___ shall attend"Snake X: your b-day party?mrf4ncyp4nts: As such, it is thereby you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> are therefore summoned to court as a juror in an upcoming case.Snake X: lolwutmrf4ncyp4nts: I do hope that you will treat this case wit the utmost respect and privacy that it deserves.Snake X: umm who is this?mrf4ncyp4nts: After all, the judgement of the guilty must be decided by the will of the innocent.mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?Snake X: umm sorry im not Jacob Patricks.Snake X: im more like.. oh... Jacob PatrickSnake X: wihtout the S.Snake X: but who is this..?mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICK, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?mrf4ncyp4nts: Good.Snake X: constitutional duty? To serve?! are you like an army recruiter or somethingSnake X: dude i didnt anser..Snake X: and i say no.mrf4ncyp4nts: Im glad we had this discussion.Snake X: who the heck is thisSnake X: i demand to knowmrf4ncyp4nts: I will be needing some contact information as such and will contacting you shortly with further details.Snake X: I saidSnake X: No.Snake X: >.>mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.Snake X: u cant assume answers u knowmrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.Snake X: yeah yeah finemrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.Snake X: Who is this?!Snake X: o.O im scaredmrf4ncyp4nts: The <REDACTED> needs your assistance. We need you, <PATRICK, JACOB>Snake X: redacted? whos that?mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?Snake X: No.mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?Snake X: no.Snake X: tell me about this so called <REDACTED>mrf4ncyp4nts: I really wish you would reconsider Jacob. You might regret this.Snake X: well tell me about <REDACTED>Snake X: im kinda clueless heremrf4ncyp4nts: That's classified information.Snake X: ok so tell me why i should join something I have no idea aboutmrf4ncyp4nts: If you do want information, there is only one way to become classified. Join the ranks.mrf4ncyp4nts: Join the cause of <REDACTED>.Snake X: what is the cause of <REDACTED>Snake X: tell me thatmrf4ncyp4nts: The cause is <REDACTED> is dualistic in nature.mrf4ncyp4nts: But before we continue, you must know one thing; the meaning of the word "Redacted".mrf4ncyp4nts: You don't seem to quite grasp that.Snake X: your rightmrf4ncyp4nts: The purpose of <REDACTED> is of the following.mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The party, or parties entered into said contract are bound by law into One (1) or more years of sevice in the ranks of <REDACTED>.mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must then commence in the practises of the groups of <REDACTED> for the good and sevice of the community.Snake X: so its community service?mrf4ncyp4nts: No, Jacob. You don't seem to understand. The point of this group is much greater than that of lowly community service. The homeless can help themselves.mrf4ncyp4nts: You have an opportunity here.Snake X: Ok so if i join, what do I actually have to doSnake X: like what do i do[9:43] October 7, 2011 (Friday) (this is an added time stamp)mrf4ncyp4nts: There are several requirements to join. Firstly, and get ready for the legalese...mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The parties must clearly be able do demonstrate superior logical and mental conditions required to outhink several adversaries.mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must be willing to never reveal the secrets of <REDACTED> such as the use and function of several prototype tools such as <REDACTED> and <REDACTED> and well as other attractive and magnetic devices.mrf4ncyp4nts: THREE (3): The parties must be williung to sacrifice social and paternal affiliation as well as any connections they may through the internet: Including, but not limited to:mrf4ncyp4nts: A) any and all memberships to forums or websites, especially at higher ranks.mrf4ncyp4nts: B) any and all "Blogs" or interconnected journals.mrf4ncyp4nts: C) any social or networking sites are permitted under strict guidelines.mrf4ncyp4nts: There are the requirements, Jacob.Snake X: ok now that thats out of the waySnake X: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of a society. A society to bring the weak and the wrong to light. To expose the selfish and the ignorant. To show the error of the erroneous and correct the misanthropes.mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of <REDACTED>Snake X: ok but what is your name?mrf4ncyp4nts: I am a troll.Snake X: is this jordan crandall?mrf4ncyp4nts: The society I belong to is the league of trolls. Knowing this information you agree to the above terms, including the agreement reguarding magnets, and how they work.mrf4ncyp4nts: Please reread the following contracts with this in mind.Snake X: can you PLEASE just tell me your first nameSnake X: Just your first nameSnake X: thats all im asking forSnake X: is that so hard to tell?mrf4ncyp4nts: You have more important things right now, Jacob.mrf4ncyp4nts: I would reread those contracts if I were you.mrf4ncyp4nts: Or you'll be next.Snake X: what do you mean or ill be next?mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think this is our precious "jordan crandall"?Snake X: yes.Snake X: hes the only one who knows about my android phone being suckymrf4ncyp4nts: Do you think he is the one behind this?Snake X: and this is his accountSnake X: YES!Snake X: unlessSnake X: your a hackerSnake X: now im officially scared :smrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think I am incapable of that?mrf4ncyp4nts: I would backup your games if I were you.mrf4ncyp4nts is now Offline.
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