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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2011, 07:02:13 pm »
45:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chicken: Don't ask me! I'm bus.....cluck!
*You can see the chicken's head flying above the ground.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2011, 07:37:03 pm »
46. In soviet russia, the road crosses the chicken.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2011, 07:42:54 pm »
Nunbering?
47: Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was going to be her first day at KFC.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2011, 08:50:19 pm »
Quote from: Darl181 on February 28, 2011, 07:42:54 pm
Nunbering?
47: Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was going to be her first day at KFC.
...And last
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #64 on: February 28, 2011, 08:57:16 pm »
Nah, don't worry. They'll keep it in the freezer for a couple weeks :P
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #65 on: March 01, 2011, 11:06:47 pm »
48:
What do you call two people in Mexico playing basketball against each other?

Juan on Juan
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #66 on: March 01, 2011, 11:10:57 pm »
49: So an irishman walks out of a bar......no, really, it can happen!

No offense to the irish intended, don't write me letters, etc. :P
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #67 on: March 01, 2011, 11:17:21 pm »
50: A man is in a room with no way out.
He only has himself a table and a mirror in the room
He escapes by looking in the mirror and seeing what he saw
and using the saw he cut the table in half
He then put the pieces together against the wall to make a "hole", since two halves make a whole

@willrandship that reminds me of one of woman I've been told but It is a very sexist joke
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #68 on: March 01, 2011, 11:19:19 pm »
I *could* tell the most racist joke I know but then most likely I would be killed from all different angles :P
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #69 on: March 01, 2011, 11:25:45 pm »
i know to many racist jokes to tell any of them... I like life and being on omni I no want to be banned
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #70 on: March 01, 2011, 11:26:50 pm »
Hehe I wanna hear some racist jokes, that Juan on Juan was racist in a WAY, but I worded it differently so it sounded not racist.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #71 on: March 01, 2011, 11:37:09 pm »
I don't want to offend anyone so I will not be posting any racist/sexist jokes. Now If I could just remember a good aprpriate joke because I keep thinking of an inappropriate one for work/school/younger than 17.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #72 on: March 02, 2011, 01:07:03 am »
Anti-*ist jokes:
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Domestic violence is a crime, and she should speak with the police.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Being raped by a giant scorpion.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #73 on: March 02, 2011, 01:40:39 am »
Sir, that reminds me of a joke that I heard:
Q) What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A) The Holocaust.

Anywho, Chuck Norris is the answer to 42.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #74 on: March 02, 2011, 01:42:46 am »
Do you mean 6 * 7 = Chuck Norris
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