26: There was an orchestra playing Beethoven's 9th Symphony in a concert hall in the middle of town.  The bass players had a long rest, and decided to pop out the back door and head to the nearest bar for some drinks.  Before leaving, however, the bassists made sure to tie a string to the conductor's music so they knew when he would turn the page.  After the bass players got back drunk, the conductor saw them and immediately realized what was happening.  It was the bottom of the 9th, the score was tied, and the bases were loaded.

25.
for java or if u know ascii numbers...

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System.out.print((char)89);
System.out.print((char)111);
System.out.print((char)117);
System.out.print((char)32);
System.out.print((char)104);
System.out.print((char)97);
System.out.print((char)118);
System.out.print((char)101);
System.out.print((char)32);
System.out.print((char)108);
System.out.print((char)111);
System.out.print((char)115);
System.out.print((char)116);
System.out.print((char)32);
System.out.print((char)116);
System.out.print((char)104);
System.out.print((char)101);
System.out.print((char)32);
System.out.print((char)103);
System.out.print((char)97);
System.out.print((char)109);
System.out.print((char)101);

Lol funny jokes and being a SC player, I LOL'D at the SC joke. It happened for real, though, on the old SC, where island maps were common: I wanted to rush, only to discover I was on an island map. X.x

However it would be 4-pool rush, not 4-drone rush. I like doing that sometimes at SC, although it fails often.