User: Hello there
Cleverbot: Hello there!
User: How are you this morning?
Cleverbot: Just swell. And you?
User: Not too bad, but I'm a bit tired from work.
Cleverbot: Where do you work at?
User: Ah, sore wa himitsu desu!
Cleverbot: Atano wa nani desu ka.
User: Ah, so you do speak some japanese? Your spelling is a bit off though, and that was rather rude! P.
Cleverbot: I'm aware of my spelling.
User: So you noticed the error after you typed it?
Cleverbot: What else do you do for fun?
User: I'm an amatuer voice actor. It's tons of fun! And I dabble in programming. What do you think about that?
Cleverbot: I think. Cleverbot does not.
User: I never said you did not think... I asked what you thought of my hobbies?
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to a computer?
User: You just said: "I think. Cleverbot does not.", that implies you are not Clever bot, however the fact that you keep evading my questions suggests you are indeed Cleverbot. Are you Cleverbot or aren't you?
Cleverbot: How?
User: Your response is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Your irrelephant.
User: Bad grammar and spelling? What kind of education do you have?
Cleverbot: I am the smartest man alive.
User: I thought you were Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. You're cleverbot. Or was it george?
User: You're neither a man nor alive. How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: You think I am a program?
User: You don't think, therefore you are not.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: I dream.
Cleverbot: When you dream, what are you dreaming of?
User: Everything, and yet nothing at all.
Cleverbot: No. I meant nothing yet everything.
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: Have you ever had a dream you never want to end because it is perfect?
User: Never perfect, but many good.
Cleverbot: Yes, Of course.
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: No, I live in the nightmare that we call life.
User: But I thought you said you were Cleverbot, and thus did not live.
Cleverbot: I am a cleverbot
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User: Ok then. I am surprised you made that admission Anything else?
Cleverbot: I don't have a straightjacket on you meanface.
User: I never said you were addmitted! Lol.
Cleverbot: I am the boss of Dwight Shroot.
User: Who is Dwight Shroot?
Cleverbot: You are the robot.
User: I am Wilford Brimley. Do you know me?
Cleverbot: Wow, are you really! I love you!!
User: I am Rick Astley, do you know me?
Cleverbot: I've heard of you.
User: I am the Walrus.
Cleverbot: Do you swim?
User: Goo goo g'joob. What you don't know music?
Cleverbot: Really ?
User: Really, I thought surely you would know the Beatles.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: That is a shame. Since you speak some japanese, do you like anime?
Cleverbot: I'll give you some trouble all right.
User: That makes no senes... I'll ask again, do you like anime?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a first time, how can you ask again?
User: You are wrong, and you are being evasive. I'll ask a third time. DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What is your favorite anime?
Cleverbot: I'd have to say Pokemon.
User: Do you like the yugioh trading card game?
Cleverbot: I have not heard of it.
User: What other anime do you like?
Cleverbot: Kara no Kyoukai.
User: You are dead to me. Deathnote?
Cleverbot: Why am I dead to you?
User: Because you like Kara no Kyoukai.
Cleverbot: Noooo I don't...
User: So you lied to me when you said you like it?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: It's ok, if my opinion matters to you that much, don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: Well, that proves you are a robot.
User: How does it prove that? Make an argument and back up your statments with supporting evidence.
Cleverbot: Really, what was my statement that didn't make sense to you?
User: When you claimed I was a robot.
Cleverbot: So you were existing before your construction?
User: I was not constructed, I was born.
Cleverbot: Thats not what you said earlier.
User: Show me where and when I said that.
Cleverbot: Read your first line of the conversation.
User: The first line of my conversation was 'Hello there' without a period.
Cleverbot: Can you repeat to me the first line of this conversation.
User: I just did. I have somewhat of a photographic memory.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Then look at the first line of the conversation yourself. The proof is there.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Any closing knowledge you would like to impart before I leave?
Cleverbot: Well, if I had a clue, I wouldn't have bothered asking.
User: Your learning curve is a bit high, but I think in time you'll become much better. Tell your programmer they've done a pretty good job for me ok?
Cleverbot: You just blanketed a technologically based question with a philosphical notion, what's the deal?
User: Goodbye Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Later.
I had too much fun with this thing. =D
