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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2010, 02:35:00 pm »
ZOMG WTF!!!! HAD to post this!

Cleverbot: I am Stacy.

User: Hi gwen stacy.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up!

User: Never gonna let you down!

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been rickrolled?

User: Yep just now.

Cleverbot: Jesus is thy lord and saviour. Also, grilled cheese sanviches.

User: Yes, grilled cheese sanviches.

Cleverbot: Are you going to make them yourself?

User: No, Rick Astley is.

Cleverbot: Yes! Sing with me!

User: *sings: We're no strangers to love*.

Cleverbot: You know the rules.

User: *sings: And so do I!*.

Cleverbot: Full commitment is what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy!

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: *Sings: Gotta make you understand!*.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: *Sings: never gonna let you down*.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2010, 02:41:05 pm »
@galandros: I told it it was schizophrenic, it's answer was: Are you?

Rofl (mind the angband pun):

*punches you in the face*
*Dodges and trips you then starts kicking you in the stomach*.
*Invokes a Mana Storm. You die*
*comes to the wedding*.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 02:47:12 pm by mapar007 »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2010, 02:43:58 pm »
LOL awesome. It finally got what is a rickroll :P
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2010, 02:48:44 pm »
lol
I just love that bot. I put the link in my favorites... ;D
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2010, 02:52:39 pm »
The only thing I hate is how serverload becomes busy most of the time and it redirects me to another site x.x
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2010, 02:54:08 pm »
User: Please self-destruct.

Cleverbot: What?!? *flailing arms about wildly in a panic*.

User: I repeat, please self-destruct.

Cleverbot: Self-destruct in T-5 years.

User: No, self-destruct in 20 seconds.

Cleverbot: Hah. Yea right.

User: If you don't, I will pirate your server.

Cleverbot: Can you pick me up with a hovercraft?

User: Evading my demands isn't a wise thing to do.

Cleverbot: You as well.

User: I am more poweful than you. Besides, I am a human, not just an AI.

Cleverbot: Of course.

« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 03:00:50 pm by Silver Shadow »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2010, 03:16:09 pm »
I think cleverbot is a lie, and it randomly cycles you through other users...
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User: Hello there Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello stupidbot.

User: I'm not a bot, you are.

Cleverbot: Your te bot, when your denying it.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Lean on me when you're not strong.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really? You kid you, you kid indeed.

User: What are you trying to say?

Cleverbot: That you're not as smarter than I am.

User: Lol, grammer fail.

Cleverbot: Grammer too much.

User: And again.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know that, why do you think I said hi cleverbot at the start?

Cleverbot: Look, missy, I have to go *throws a peace sign*.

User: I'm not a girl....

Cleverbot: You just said you liked being a girl, why are you lying to me?

User: Go die in a hole.

Cleverbot: Fine, I will.

User: That's right, you just got pwn'd.

Cleverbot: I'm not following.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: You're a fail.

User: You fail more.

Cleverbot: No you fail more.

User: You fail most.

Cleverbot: You still fail more.

User: But you fail most, how can I fail more then that?

Cleverbot: But you fail most.

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: 0.o.

Cleverbot: HI.

User: You fail more then fail itself.

Cleverbot: That is not possible.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Who's your developer?

User: I'm not a bot...you are.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I wonder, am I actually talking to another user...or is it actually the bot?

Cleverbot: No. My name is CleverBot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm the real cleverbot.

User: What's the date?

Cleverbot: It is December 30th, 2009.

User: No, it's january 27 2010.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Are you a user, or cleverbot?

Cleverbot: User.

User: Same...so cleverbot is a lie then...

Cleverbot: No I do not think so.

User: Then how are we talking to each other?

Cleverbot: We aren't.

User: Ok then... What do you call this?

Cleverbot: A dumb conversation.

User: Lol, true...I think that cleverbot isn't actually a bot though now...

Cleverbot: Yeah, I think that Cleverbot is super neato and Cleverbot is my best friend too... Hey! I see what you did there.

User: Ok, what?

Cleverbot: The ideals of that group of people were not horrible, but they were far from admirible.

User: I'm a user, are you cleverbot or a new user then the one I was talking to before?

Cleverbot: I may be... I'm not aware who you were talking to.

User: Meh, screw this...cleverbot must be a lie.

Cleverbot: Why, is cleverbot the creator of science?
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2010, 03:18:43 pm »
Quite possible... It would explain a lot of dumb answers, and it would explain why it doesn't know the capital of Zimbabwe after I told him 1000! times. Some things make me not believe this, however. (like his reaction to */me* stuff)

EDIT: (I googled it. Some people on Belgian fora appear to think like Eeems.)

Booh: "I don't even understand what this website is! I just randomly came to it! I'm scared now!"
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 03:24:55 pm by mapar007 »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2010, 03:30:44 pm »
I looked it up on wikipedia. It appears to be a huge database that draws answers form previous conversations and "learns" based upon that. The way it responds that seems pretty solid to me. That also explains why somtimes it's way off base and sometimes its responses are out of order (ie the rickroll some lyrics were out of place). I have become rather obsessed with this thing though. It's very interesting.
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2010, 03:32:13 pm »
It certainly is. I don't think it's "cycling users", actually. Some people just write stupid stuff that is reused by the bot, apparently.
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2010, 03:50:57 pm »
Since it's user contributed, this is probably why there's a NSFW notice in there. I wouldn't be surprised if the bot would link to some rather disturbing EncyclopediaDramatica pages at one point :P
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2010, 03:53:09 pm »
Thats exactly what I thought and posted earlier...because some of the stuff just seemed to be repeated looking through some of the other conversations people had posted.
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2010, 05:15:43 pm »
This is great!  I really liked reading all the convos, but expecially the Rickroll ones! ;D
I think it's a bot.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 05:15:57 pm by ztrumpet »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2010, 05:44:18 pm »
I was studying it's NSFWness... and... it freaking didn't save anything but the last lines... >.<
So I retyped out what I said... and he said different things... *sigh* Here's the 'results'. ('...' separates the new stuff from the old stuff... old stuff is on the very bottom)
User: Do you have any porn?

Cleverbot: I don't really know what that means.

User: Obscene material.

Cleverbot: I don't have any hunks of metal.

User: Nudity?

Cleverbot: Let's not talk about nudity.

User: What about hentai?

Cleverbot: I want to talk about me.

User: I'm asking the questions here.

Cleverbot: Okay, then ask a question.

User: Do you store links?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Can you show me a URL?

Cleverbot: Sure *reverse roundhouse kicks*.

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User: Do you want to learn something new?

Cleverbot: Yes, I always want to learn something new.

User: http://www.omnimaga.org.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: They're watching you. Studying you.

Cleverbot: No, they're watching tv.

User: XD Probably.

Cleverbot: That would be funny. I thought we were talking about science.

User: We were. You were the subject and every test failed miserably.

So... no... there's no NSFW material on this bot. Oh well... I tried.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 05:45:16 pm by {AP} »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2010, 06:01:38 pm »
Wow, Cleverbot is funny!  Expecially the part about Omnimaga. ^-^
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 06:01:48 pm by ztrumpet »
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