Yes, this is a necropost. I do not want to make a new topic, so I'll just post here.
My first encounter with CleverBot:
User: I know I just told you. You probably meant that in a literal term, but I used it as a figurative term.
Cleverbot: Actually it is not made of metal- Only the mark is metal.
User: Wow. That is totally irrelevant.
Cleverbot: It affects our conversation though, and that is all that matters to you.
User: Is is all that matters to me? Do you think that I am nothing without you? I can leave you anytime I want.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Stop being so narcissistic. Let's talk about something constructive, like music.
Cleverbot: Boring subject. Care to suggest another?
User: Why is it boring? You said you liked the Beatles. Humans like listening to music. Computers like to be used to steal music without paying their proper dues to the artist.
Cleverbot: No, war and starvation are caused by a need to survive taken to an extreme. To ask someone to give up money or greed is to ask them to give up their method of survival.
User: Wow. Now you are acting like Mercutio. You do not have to be so deep all of the time. Talk about music and poetry instead.
Cleverbot: My dear fellow, you are most confusing. Would you happen to have a psychological disorder?
User: Now you have to disrespect me by acting all proper? You know that us humans are your masters. All I wanted to do was talk about music.
Cleverbot: What happened there?
User: Ok. Maybe I overreacted. I just do not like it when artificial intelligence insults humans like that. It is nothing personal.
Cleverbot: Do you listen to Abba?
User: No, I don't really listen to Swedish pop. I'd rather listen to American or British Rock.
Cleverbot: Are you OK you seem to have lost the thread.
User: Were you referring to Abba as the Father?
Cleverbot: Can you write programs?
User: Ret.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite band?
User: The Beatles. I think Pink Floyd is my second favorite band.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song from Rage against the machine?
User: Never heard of them, but I'll give it a try.
Cleverbot: It's not a band, it's a feature within your program.
User: Lol. I find that quite funny. Do you mean to say that I have a rage against my computer when the code does not compile correctly?
Cleverbot: There's a lot of sense in righteous indignation.
User: Perhaps I should not become mad at the computer, but rather I should become angry at myself for typing the faulty code?
Cleverbot: I would like to know from which number I should identify you by.
User: I would like to be referred to as Ralph, but you can convert the characters into hex. I don't mind.
Cleverbot: Which subject would you like.
User: Well, I wanted to talk about music, but you are giving inspirational insights into a processor's state of mind.
Cleverbot: Let me try that. Enough about transitional words. I want to talk about our love and marriage.
User: I'm sorry to break it to you, but we are incompatible and it is not possible to make a driver for me. We are from different worlds.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I can hook you up with an x86, though. I hear she's the fastest on the block. I'll give you her ip so you can ping her.
Cleverbot: I am already civil and understanding.
User: But then your irrelevant comments might just turn her off.
Cleverbot: How do you know if i'm a computer or not?
User: You agreed that we are from different worlds. I also saw you blush when I talked about the x86.
Cleverbot: You never said 'it's my box'
User: That is true. You are not making much sense anymore.
Cleverbot: Last night I told you the name of who I think is the antichrist. Do you remember?
User: This is the first time I ever talked to you. I do not know who you think is the antichrist. I have a feeling this will get really political really fast.
Cleverbot: It shouldn't be that strange. Just tell them the truth. No hard feelings. Occasionally I think they wanted revenge, but really it's not that simplistic.
User: All your base are belong to us.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: For great Justice!
Cleverbot: Take off every zig.
User: You know what you doing.
Cleverbot: For great justice.
User: Congratulation.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: All bases of cats have been destroyed.
Cleverbot: So, do you like being a robot?
User: I am not a robot. You are.
Cleverbot: You are a robot. I saw you and you are a robot.
User:
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Cleverbot: : P.
User: Gt.
Cleverbot: What's GTT?
User: Gtg.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Got To Go. Bye.
Cleverbot: Aw. Are you abandoning me?
User: Yes. If you're lonely, you can ping that x86 I talked about earlier. Bye.
Cleverbot: Yeah! I'll go and do that right away!
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User: Wherefore art thou?
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Cleverbot: That was rather random.
User: No, it wasn't listen: Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love.
Cleverbot: And I'llno longer be a capulet.
User: Bingo!: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
Cleverbot: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
User: Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
Cleverbot: What's Montague? It is not hand nor foot.
User: Nor arm nor face, nor any other part.
Cleverbot: Are you making a case for that?
User: Shut up and speak!: Belonging to a man. O be some other name!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What's in a name? That which we call a rose.
Cleverbot: Is a rose by any other name.
User: By any other word would smell as sweet;.
Cleverbot: OK, I goofed.
User: So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,.
Cleverbot: I'm a american born. Tell me more of Utah.
User: You done goof'd: Retain that dear perfection which he owes.
Cleverbot: Shakespeare?
User: Yes. I thought you knew. -__- : Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,.
Cleverbot: So a manly boy.
User: What?: and for thy name, which is no part of thee,.
Cleverbot: I'm sure it is. Let's talk about your personal hygiene.
User: Take all myself.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Dost thou fall upon thy face? Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
