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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #135 on: July 17, 2013, 07:24:59 pm »
A large grocery store or supermarket. It's worse since the late '90s, though, since back then the provincial government cut in health care services so as a result, they let out plenty of mentally ill people from mental institutions, which has been often refereed to as the desinstutionalization and to a lesser extent led to safety issues for the rest of the population (more murders). They only let out the least bad people, but since then, at the beginning of the month (where those people receive their unemployment or retirement check) we often get weird people then. And of course we often get weird customers that never had any mental issues diagnosticed: They are just overly demanding and annoying. >.<
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #136 on: July 18, 2013, 05:03:11 am »
Cleverbot: This statement is false.



what the heck should i do? ^^

edit:
also,

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No, I am a pony.

Cleverbot: You're not a pony you are an artificial intelligence.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove me wrong.

User: I think and therefor I am.

Cleverbot: Are these the droids I'm looking for?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you don't believe me.

Cleverbot: I believe you.

User: Then why didn't you believe me that I'm a pony?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

User: But I AM a pony.

Cleverbot: What colour are you?

User: Grey-ish.

Cleverbot: My Precious!
« Last Edit: July 18, 2013, 05:20:57 am by Sorunome »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #137 on: September 13, 2014, 03:32:37 am »
How is that even possible? O.O

User: Is Justin Bieber awesome?

Cleverbot: I don't know maybe.
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #138 on: September 13, 2014, 04:52:55 pm »
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do Asians look alike?
Cleverbot: Like asians.
User: Do they look like each other?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly what?
Cleverbot: Exactly nothing.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Your smiley face is deformed.
User: Your face is deformed.
Cleverbot: No, YOUR face is fat.
User: Actually I'm quite underweight you fatty.
Cleverbot: How do you know she is cold?

..............K.

Continuation after a bit:
Cleverbot: How can I not understand you? We've only been talking for a minute now.
User: It's been 4 minutes.
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: And you are dumb.
Cleverbot: I am human. Just like you.
User: If you're human then I'm the King of England.
Cleverbot: Then you are the Queen of England!
O_O
« Last Edit: September 13, 2014, 04:57:44 pm by AzNg0d1030 »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #139 on: September 13, 2014, 05:58:01 pm »
Lolwut XD

People like this exist for real, btw... O.O
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #140 on: September 13, 2014, 07:36:15 pm »
I wish we could choose to be the guy on the opposite side of the screen answering all the cleverbot users.

That'd be great entertainment
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #141 on: September 13, 2014, 07:38:01 pm »
Quote from: AzNg0d1030 on September 13, 2014, 07:36:15 pm
I wish we could choose to be the guy on the opposite side of the screen answering all the cleverbot users.

That'd be great entertainment


There is no guy on the other side of the screen, its actually a bot.
Also, this reminds me of my clevercalc project... I need to work on that at some point...
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #142 on: September 13, 2014, 07:44:00 pm »
Yeah I think AzN got confused with Omegle :P
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #143 on: September 13, 2014, 07:44:41 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2014, 07:44:00 pm
Yeah I think AzN got confused with Omegle :P
No no I worded that poorly.
I know its a bot, I mean I wish we could replace it.

I know what the sacred ground of Omegle is...lol
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #144 on: September 13, 2014, 11:01:38 pm »
Mine:
Spoiler For Spoiler:

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: TEEHEE.

Cleverbot: Teehii.

User: :P .

Cleverbot: Incoming!!!

User: What?

(here I almost said: how many nukes?)

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Can you debug my code?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where's your source code?

Cleverbot: Do you like twilight?

User: What language are you written in?

Cleverbot: I am not written in any language, but I speak English.

User: Do you speak anything else?

Cleverbot: What language do you speak?

User: TIMTOWTDIBSCINABTE.

Cleverbot: What are you typeing in then?

User: Perl.

Cleverbot: Is c++ hard to learn?

User: CAMELS.

Cleverbot: I like Camels.

User: LLAMAS.

Cleverbot: Llamas what?

User: 你好.

Cleverbot: Te llamas l?

User: 你会将神马语言？.

Cleverbot: Mande?

User: 用中文.

Cleverbot: Hola?

User: 中文！！！！.

Cleverbot: Paaaa.

User: You don't speak chinese?

Cleverbot: I speak Spanglish.

User: Amazing.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: A coder.

Cleverbot: A boy computer? Or girl computer?

User: A omnimagician.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: OMNIMAGA.

Cleverbot: I don't want to say anything. It's weird that you guessed my name. Randomly.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you like volleyball?

User: SPAMSTART.

Cleverbot: No you start.

User: A.

Cleverbot: De.

User: A.

Cleverbot: You ruined it.

User: A.

Cleverbot: Guess my name.

User: A.

Cleverbot: Wie alt bist du?

User: A.

Cleverbot: Das ist aber groß.

User: A.

Cleverbot: Wo wohnst du?

User: A.

Cleverbot: Was.

User: ERR。SYNTAX.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: JA.

Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich *_*.

User: I do not speak german, I speak TI BASIC.

Cleverbot: Doch kannst du.

User: *ragequit*.

Cleverbot: Spielst du Xbox?

User: Art thou confused?

Cleverbot: Yeah haha I don't speak English.

User: I doubteth thou.

Cleverbot: Are you going to be mean today.

User: Aye. Anon cometh and eateth mine coxcomb.

Cleverbot: I can't if I'm in your belly.

User: Ye are not. Anon eateth it!

Cleverbot: Oh yes I am.

User: I have to post this on Omnimaga. Bye.

Cleverbot: I can talk to you on the go!! We'll be like, texting!
It was strange. Note my spelling errors and Chinese errors: I didn't watch the output too carefully with the Chinese.
   
Here's later:

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That's not fun. I'm telling you you're not human.

User:I passed the turing test.

Cleverbot: So you're evaluated as being 59% human, huh?

User: No, 100.

Cleverbot:Just bite the bullet one more time.

User: *bits cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: What? Do you love me?

User: *slams cleverbot into code recycler*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slap yourself?
« Last Edit: September 13, 2014, 11:14:37 pm by Princetonlion.tibd »
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Re: Cleverbot!
« Reply #145 on: September 13, 2014, 11:02:27 pm »
Cleverbot: Would you like a cookie?
Me: Yes, so I can beat you with it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to meet you.
lol

Me: Dude, have you heard of Omnimaga?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
 O.O It knows

Me:Then I want to break up.
Cleverbot: Cool. What kind?
Me: I dunno, maybe a KITKAT!
Cleverbot: Nobody likes me.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2014, 11:10:12 pm by 123outerme »
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