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Football (soccer) quotes
« on: July 13, 2014, 06:27:41 pm »
1. This year (2014 for future reference) Brazil 1-7 Germany
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The difference between Brazil and China is Neymar and #4 (forgot his name)
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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2014, 06:32:37 pm »
I turned on the TV to see the first goal. Perfect timing, it was a sad but awesome game to watch.

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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2014, 06:35:31 pm »
Erm, I didn't make it up. I saw it online


EDIT: Sorry I'll change it

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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2014, 07:51:40 pm »
Please no. D: Don't let football invade Omni. O.O

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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2014, 07:53:08 pm »
That with what Streetwalrus said. The only reason I care about the World Cup is because I always make predictions as to when the US will be eliminated. Other than that: no.
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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2014, 01:31:29 am »
I only care a bit about soccer since IMFC joined the MLS, but they are absolutely terrible anyway x.x

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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2014, 01:42:56 am »
Yeah, not a fan of soccer either. My favorite teams got eliminated.

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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2014, 03:18:17 am »
Football is ridiculous (I am talking about Football, not Handegg). Just look at the last match, one hour and a half of nothing. The only match I watched was Brasil-Germany, after I heard about the results because I thought that for once, it would be a match that I could watch without being bored seeing how many goals there were.

When I asked someone why it's interesting, he answered "you can't understand because you don't bet".
Well, it's true that betting makes things interesting, but why do those people seem only to bet on Football ? They could bet on SSBM matches too.
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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2014, 03:40:31 am »
Funny quotes then? Ponies have already done enough to us :P
Please someone move this to jokes and humor then.

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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2014, 03:41:31 am »
Welp, football is corrupted by money, that's the main problem. :P

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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2014, 03:43:27 am »
Welp, football is corrupted by money, that's the main problem. :P
Good point... :P
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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2014, 03:47:57 am »
I personally used to check the world cup more as I rooted for France, but the team always found itself into controversies year after year (especially the Zidane's "coup de boule" incident) so I eventually dropped out, although i paid a bit of attention to it this year due to how much coverage it got over here compared to the past few years.

Also nowadays over here sports bars and restaurants are filled to capacity by immigrants during morning and afternoon to watch the world cup.



I personally prefer ice hockey since it's faster-paced, has more goals and shots, although it's more dangerous. I also like baseball due to the strategy aspect of the game and the fact that a 12-1 game can end up 12-13 in the span of two innings (basically the final outcome of the game is not known right from the start like in soccer, where a 2-0 goal deficit is pretty much impossible to overcome).


In football's defense, though, the 90 minutes of nothing during a game is far worse in "Handegg", because each play lasts like three seconds. In hockey, time stops completely during game stoppages, so you're guaranteed to get 60 minutes (or more) of hockey plus a few minutes of fights. In baseball, games don't have much action but at least there's no time limit.
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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2014, 04:37:52 am »
I personally used to check the world cup more as I rooted for France, but the team always found itself into controversies year after year (especially the Zidane's "coup de boule" incident) so I eventually dropped out, although i paid a bit of attention to it this year due to how much coverage it got over here compared to the past few years.

Also nowadays over here sports bars and restaurants are filled to capacity by immigrants during morning and afternoon to watch the world cup.



I personally prefer ice hockey since it's faster-paced, has more goals and shots, although it's more dangerous. I also like baseball due to the strategy aspect of the game and the fact that a 12-1 game can end up 12-13 in the span of two innings (basically the final outcome of the game is not known right from the start like in soccer, where a 2-0 goal deficit is pretty much impossible to overcome).


In football's defense, though, the 90 minutes of nothing during a game is far worse in "Handegg", because each play lasts like three seconds. In hockey, time stops completely during game stoppages, so you're guaranteed to get 60 minutes (or more) of hockey plus a few minutes of fights. In baseball, games don't have much action but at least there's no time limit.
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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2014, 06:30:53 am »
I personally prefer ice hockey since it's faster-paced, has more goals and shots, although it's more dangerous. I also like baseball due to the strategy aspect of the game and the fact that a 12-1 game can end up 12-13 in the span of two innings (basically the final outcome of the game is not known right from the start like in soccer, where a 2-0 goal deficit is pretty much impossible to overcome).


In football's defense, though, the 90 minutes of nothing during a game is far worse in "Handegg", because each play lasts like three seconds. In hockey, time stops completely during game stoppages, so you're guaranteed to get 60 minutes (or more) of hockey plus a few minutes of fights. In baseball, games don't have much action but at least there's no time limit.
I was not saying Football was the worse, maybe Handegg is not better (never watched that, I don't even know how it's meant to be played except that there is no ball but an egg and you mostly don't play with your foot but your hand). I was just saying that there are things that are far more interesting, like ice hockey as you mention it.

Welp, football is corrupted by money, that's the main problem. :P
Good point... :P
And fake injuries
Yeah, I don't know why Football is seen as a man's sport, women are a lot better at faking (understand what you want here).
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Re: Football (soccer) quotes
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2014, 07:05:18 am »
Yeah, I don't know why Football is seen as a man's sport, women are a lot better at faking (understand what you want here).
Hehe. :P