Omnimaga New Year 2013 Story!

(20:45) 1: On a silent night in Omnimaga, a certain wizard appeared.

(21:00) 2: He didn't look like a wizard, though.  Just a small child with a small, but dangerous gift.
 
(21:15) 3: Suddenly, the storm picked up. The #omnimaga channel users dropped one by one.

(21:30) 4: The fatality rate was shocking. The wind blew harder and harder.

(21:45) 5: A sinister ssss-ss-ss-sssssss filled the air. Then everything went black.

(22:00) 6: Nobody could see anything. An eerie hum filled the air.

(22:15) 7: Everybody waited anxiously, not knowing what would happen, their futures in the air.

(22:30) 8: Suddenly, everyone's lights went out. In the dark, everybody could see the wizard holding up the dangerous gift.

(22:45) 9: "FREEZE!", he said. Nobody moved. Everybody was frightened.

(23:00) 10: Suddenly somebody had to sneeze. The wizard acted immediately!

(23:15) 11: He opend the gift without any hesitation, and suddenly the room was filled with loud noises and light.

(23:30) 12: Creppy words filled the room. "We are coming!" "Time is up for you guys soon, HAHAHAHA!!" "THE GAME!!" "RICK ASHLEY!" "BLUE AXE WIELDING LOBSTERS!" "EMAG EHT!!" The faces of all Omnimaganians were pale.

(23:45) 13: Suddenly, the wizard began to laugh. Everybody thought he was going insane.

(24:00) 14: All he wanted to say was: "Happy New Year!"

(24:01) 15: Thanks for the great year! We wish everyone a joyful, safe, and programming-fulled happy New Year! This brought to you by Sorunome and alberthrocks! Full story available here: http://beta.primarypad.com/p/JktNlD7s58

Oh, dat wizard!

I thought I remember it saying the same message twice