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Re: Jokes
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2010, 03:48:00 pm »
More of a riddle type than a joke but lol anyway ;)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2010, 05:46:09 pm »
Yeah I understand, although english is not my native language so I have trouble getting many jokes in that language. I get it now, I think, though.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2010, 08:42:12 pm »
int x = 4;
while (x>1)
{
   System.out.println("lol");
}

Java, anyone?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2010, 08:44:00 pm »
Yep, taking a course now.  Still, its pretty understandable.  I "lol" 'd. (A lot)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2010, 08:49:48 pm »
That reminds me:

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2010, 08:50:53 pm »
lol...What a smart guy...
Is that C++?
« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 08:51:24 pm by yeongJIN_COOL »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2010, 08:52:56 pm »
Yeah, or C, but you should be able to understand it. Pretty close :)

EDIT: I love FoxTrot. It's almost as good as xkcd.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 08:53:44 pm by Deep Thought »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2010, 08:53:52 pm »
Exactly... I.L.
One of the deadly mistake of programming(At least, I think...)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2010, 08:54:16 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 18, 2010, 08:53:52 pm
Exactly... I.L.
One of the deadly mistake of programming(At least, I think...)

What?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2010, 08:54:46 pm »
I.L... Infinite Loop.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2010, 08:58:21 pm »
Using System;
class lol {
public static void Mail(string[] args) {
for(;;) {
Console.WriteLine("The Game");
}}}
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2010, 09:07:53 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 18, 2010, 08:54:46 pm
I.L... Infinite Loop.

It's not infinite, though...

Btw, Apple's headquarters is located at 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, CA 95014 :D I'm serious: http://www.apple.com/contact/
« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 09:09:18 pm by Deep Thought »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2010, 09:09:27 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on October 18, 2010, 09:07:53 pm
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 18, 2010, 08:54:46 pm
I.L... Infinite Loop.

It's not infinite, though...

Btw, Apple's headquarters is located at 1 Infinite Loop :D I'm serious.
I meant mine.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2010, 09:15:30 pm »
If you still want to know what I.L.  is than copy this code below paste in your address bar,
and then press enter.

javascript:for(;;){alert("%49%20%73%68%6F%75%6C%64%6E%27%74%20%68%61%76%65%20%64%6F%6E%65%20%73%75%63%68%20%74%68%69%6E%67%21");}void(0)
« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 09:16:11 pm by kyllopardiun »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2010, 09:17:06 pm »
I refuse.
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