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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2010, 11:17:54 pm »
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Um, missing final four digits?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2010, 11:18:55 pm »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2010, 11:21:11 pm »
Quote from: ztrumpet on October 03, 2010, 11:08:21 pm
Quote from: apcalc on October 03, 2010, 11:01:10 pm
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first walks up the the bartender and orders a pint of bear
The second walks up and orders a half pint
The third walks up and orders a fourth of a pint
The bartender interrupts and says "I understand" and pours two pints!
No, no, no, NO!  The bartender is wrong!  Two pints is not the correct answer; he must pour a fraction less than two pints that may or may not be subjected to a floating point rounding error that makes 1.999999999999999999999999999999999...  = 2. :P

Lol, remember the floating point error of 14 digits!

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 03, 2010, 11:17:54 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on October 03, 2010, 11:05:36 pm
Quote from: yunhua98 on October 03, 2010, 11:04:28 pm
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1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist
1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied

Um, missing final four digits?

EDIT: DJ ... You should make that an OmnomIRC easter egg...
mhmm... what kind of easter egg? ???

Any post with the number 500 in it (except for those by SpyBot, of course) should have the entire iframe be replaced with a 500 Internal Service Error message :D

EDIT: yunhua98: Those ... are ... awesome.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2010, 11:24:03 pm by Deep Thought »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2010, 11:46:38 pm »
I think that might become annoying x.x
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2010, 12:36:45 am »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 03, 2010, 11:17:54 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on October 03, 2010, 11:05:36 pm
Quote from: yunhua98 on October 03, 2010, 11:04:28 pm
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1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist
1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied

Um, missing final four digits?

EDIT: DJ ... You should make that an OmnomIRC easter egg...
mhmm... what kind of easter egg? ???
No need for an Easter Egg, it happens on it's own. :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2010, 07:02:51 pm »
Quote from: ztrumpet on October 03, 2010, 11:08:21 pm
No, no, no, NO!  The bartender is wrong!  Two pints is not the correct answer; he must pour a fraction less than two pints that may or may not be subjected to a floating point rounding error that makes 1.999999999999999999999999999999999...  = 2. :P

Lol wait are you saying that he needs to pour less because there is no rounding error or because there is? XD
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2010, 07:11:23 pm »
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?  Because Dec 25 == Oct 31
(Not that anyone uses octal anymore :P)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2010, 07:13:18 pm »
How many people can read Hex if only me and dead people can read hex?

There are only 3 types of people in the world, people who can count and people who can't.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, people who can read binary and those who can't.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2010, 07:23:22 pm »
Quote from: Builderboy on October 06, 2010, 07:02:51 pm
Quote from: ztrumpet on October 03, 2010, 11:08:21 pm
No, no, no, NO!  The bartender is wrong!  Two pints is not the correct answer; he must pour a fraction less than two pints that may or may not be subjected to a floating point rounding error that makes 1.999999999999999999999999999999999...  = 2. :P

Lol wait are you saying that he needs to pour less because there is no rounding error or because there is? XD
Technically there is an asymptote at Y=2, so the bartender never gets all the way there.  However, the calc would round it to 2 after a while. :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2010, 07:26:11 pm »
Well thats why he poured them all at once instead of taking time for each mathematician, or else it would take an infinite amount of time :P Since there are an infinite amount of mathematicians, he was able to pour exactly what they all wanted ^^
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Re: Jokes
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2010, 08:44:16 pm »
lol, I have heard most of those from the same place I got the jokes I posted here last time, actually.  :P

http://www.kailashnadh.name/docs/geek_jokes/
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2010, 02:07:04 pm »
5 mathematicians walk into a bar. The waiter says, "Do all of you want coffee?"  The first says, "I dunno!" The second says, "I dunno!" The 3rd and 4th both say, "I dunno." The fifth says, "Yes!"  and he's right!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2010, 02:26:26 pm »
I don't get it ???
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2010, 03:46:40 pm »
Explaining jokes ruins them, but see the waiter said "do you all want coffee."  So the 1-4th don't know if the rest want coffee or not. The fifth knows they all do because if one of the first 4 didn't want coffee they would have said "no", and the fifth wants coffee too, so he says yes.
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