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Re: Jokes
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2010, 09:17:27 pm »
No!!! :O
EDIT: Of coure I tried
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2010, 09:21:50 pm »
Code: ( "Cause why not?") [Select]
import java.awt.*;
import javax.swing.*;
import java.util.Random;
import java.awt.Graphics;

public class Test
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
int b = 1;
JFrame frame = new JFrame("Cause why not?");
frame.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
frame.setSize(300,50);
Container pane = frame.getContentPane();
DrawingPanel panel = new DrawingPanel("LOL");
pane.add(panel);
frame.setVisible(true);
while(2*b==1 || 2*b!=1) // that is the question...
panel.repaint();
}
}

class DrawingPanel extends JPanel
{
private String str;
public DrawingPanel(String s)
{
str = s;
}

public void paintComponent(Graphics g)
{
super.paintComponent(g);
Random rand = new Random();
g.setColor(new Color(rand.nextInt(256),rand.nextInt(256),rand.nextInt(256)));
g.drawString(str,4,30);
}
}

i had to :p


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2010, 09:25:40 pm »
No!!! :O
EDIT: Of coure I tried

You tried?
I thought noone would do this, sorry...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2010, 09:27:22 pm »
Code: ( "Cause why not?") [Select]
import java.awt.*;
import javax.swing.*;
import java.util.Random;
import java.awt.Graphics;

public class Test
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
int b = 1;
JFrame frame = new JFrame("Cause why not?");
frame.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
frame.setSize(300,50);
Container pane = frame.getContentPane();
DrawingPanel panel = new DrawingPanel("LOL");
pane.add(panel);
frame.setVisible(true);
while(2*b==1 || 2*b!=1) // that is the question...
panel.repaint();
}
}

class DrawingPanel extends JPanel
{
private String str;
public DrawingPanel(String s)
{
str = s;
}

public void paintComponent(Graphics g)
{
super.paintComponent(g);
Random rand = new Random();
g.setColor(new Color(rand.nextInt(256),rand.nextInt(256),rand.nextInt(256)));
g.drawString(str,4,30);
}
}

i had to :p
Ok. Because of kyllopardiun, I won't risk trying.
But what does it do?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2010, 09:28:58 pm »
haha well you need to compile it first... and it really wouldn't do much harm. it DOES create an infinite loop, but you can press ctrl+b to break out of it. it displays a window and then displays the string "LOL" over and over, each time in a different color. but the colors change so fast you can't really tell


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2010, 09:29:28 pm »
haha well you need to compile it first... and it really wouldn't do much harm. it DOES create an infinite loop, but you can press ctrl+b to break out of it. it displays a window and then displays the string "LOL" over and over, each time in a different color. but the colors change so fast you can't really tell

CTRL+C, right?




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2010, 09:30:07 pm »
Use BlueJ, right?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2010, 09:30:09 pm »
man, I love the "prevent additional dialogue option for Chrome.  :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2010, 09:30:27 pm »
O.o Where's that?

Btw, have any of you seen that endless rickroll?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2010, 09:31:23 pm »
if a bunch of dialogues pop up, a check box appears.  :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2010, 09:32:20 pm »
Use BlueJ, right?

i use JCreator but it shouldn't really matter.

haha well you need to compile it first... and it really wouldn't do much harm. it DOES create an infinite loop, but you can press ctrl+b to break out of it. it displays a window and then displays the string "LOL" over and over, each time in a different color. but the colors change so fast you can't really tell

CTRL+C, right?

depends upon the IDE you're using. JCreator uses CTRL+B to break out, but i hear that other ones use CTRL+C, which i find odd.. since CTRL+C is copy


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2010, 09:37:03 pm »
man, I love the "prevent additional dialogue option for Chrome.  :P
In opera it's also safe to try the code which I've posted...

PS: I posted very clear to anyone undestand that it would be a I.L. and so not do what I said,
Because if I posted something like this, it wouldn't be easy to understand:
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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c};if(!''.replace(/^/,String)){while(c--){d[c]=k[c]||c}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\b'+e(c)+'\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('6:5(1=2;1<4;1++){3("7 8\'13 14 12 11 9!")}10(0)',10,15,'|i||alert|400|for|javascript|I|shouldn|thing|void|such|done|t|have'.split('|'),0,{}))

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #57 on: October 18, 2010, 09:40:11 pm »
I know.. I meant my code
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #58 on: October 18, 2010, 09:56:52 pm »
Well, since this is about jokes...

one that I like it's called big head:
[it's a safe and funny javascript]

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javascript:eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c};if(!''.replace(/^/,String)){while(c--){d[c]=k[c]||c}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\b'+e(c)+'\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0=7;2(1("0++;3.4[6].8=0",5));2(1("0++;3.4[6].9=0",5));',10,10,'i|setInterval|void|document|images||13|128|width|height'.split('|'),0,{}))

Note: try it on a topic page...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #59 on: October 18, 2010, 10:33:34 pm »
It scrolls?