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Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2010, 10:40:43 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on October 18, 2010, 10:33:34 pm
It scrolls?

No, it will enlarge the first photo of the topic page,

for this  will be:



PS:if you want to try it with others images just change this value:

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javascript:eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c};if(!''.replace(/^/,String)){while(c--){d[c]=k[c]||c}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\b'+e(c)+'\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0=7;2(1("0++;3.4[6].8=0",5));2(1("0++;3.4[6].9=0",5));',10,10,'i|setInterval|void|document|images||14|128|width|height'.split('|'),0,{}))
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #61 on: October 18, 2010, 10:51:34 pm »
Oh. I was at the bottom, so it just seemed like it was scrolling :P Nice one.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #62 on: October 19, 2010, 02:56:46 am »
wow that script is weird O.O
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #63 on: October 19, 2010, 01:49:36 pm »
But my favorite script ever was that Asteroids game you could play on any site ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: October 19, 2010, 02:15:54 pm »
Yeah true. Btw I managed to post during the scrolling one :P. As for asteroids it's best especially on TI website. :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #65 on: October 19, 2010, 04:36:14 pm »
hullo, everyone!
what did robot socrates call his sophist enemies?
xor-ators
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #66 on: October 19, 2010, 04:59:27 pm »
nice one I lol'd :D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2010, 10:23:20 am »
I like this one: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

While we are posting funny code:
Code: [Select]
interface IMadness
{
     void Method()
     {
           // There is a method to my madness.
     }
}
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#define true false // Happy debugging!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2010, 03:27:11 pm »
Quote from: SirCmpwn on October 20, 2010, 10:23:20 am
I like this one: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

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#define true false // Happy debugging!

ROFL, I kind liked more the second one:
#define true false is just amazing  :o
I can't believe I never tried it before =/

sadly isn't possible to #define 1 0
it would be the most unbelievable thing in C...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2010, 07:39:36 pm »
Or #define if while
"WHY ARE MY IFs LOOPING?!?!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2010, 08:30:06 pm »
Quote from: SirCmpwn on October 20, 2010, 07:39:36 pm
Or #define if while
"WHY ARE MY IFs LOOPING?!?!"
lol :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2010, 09:49:34 pm »
Why is the devil gay?

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because he's horny and flaming ;D

Not calc related but funny nonetheless :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #72 on: October 21, 2010, 03:10:00 am »
Lol. I don't get the horny devil part, though X.x
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2010, 05:31:51 am »
*he is depicted with horns and flames*
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2010, 09:31:33 am »
Oh ok I didn't knew horny was also used in reference to horns. I guess that's something new in my english vocabulary :P
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