Author Topic: Loki's Rant #1 (Read 17866 times)

josephmarin · « **on:** April 27, 2006, 02:36:00 pm »

Okay, so one day I was sitting in a movie theatre to see "The best smash-hit blockbuster of the YEAR!!" Silent Hill. Okay, I'll give this a shot. I enjoyed the game, I figured I'd like the movie. SO the movie starts going, and someone's baby goes off. What the fuck?! A baby?! Who brings a baby to a movie? I mean, seriously. Babies don't watch movies!! What are you gonna do, take it home and discuss the plot with it afterwards? Babies have the attention span of a fly, for gods sake. And the mother looks around apologetically with a look that says "Oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea it'd make that noise!" Who knew? I mean, what the fuck?! Anything that makes that noise should be stepped on to put it out of its misery. Its fucking rediculous that someone would bring their child to a movie, much less Silent Hill. And, yeah, I hear their story: "We can't afford a babysitter!" Well what the fuck are you doing wasting money on MOVIES?! Buy some fucking food and maybe it wont whine and scream all the time. People like them shouldnt even have children! They dont deserve it! They're contaminating the gene pool with their fucking larvae, and its this reason we have people like George Bush as president. Jesus...and y'know, the next time some brainless fuck brings their loin-spawn to the movies and it goes off with the most god-awful screech in existence, i swear i will jack-hammer its brain into the floor. I know it sounds a bit cruel, but WHO CARES. People who bring children to movies are dumbfucks anyway. Its best to get rid of them while theyre young, before they can do any real significant damage to the gene pool. This is Loki, and thats what I have to say.

DJ Omnimaga · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2006, 02:41:00 pm »

wow someone's brang his baby to a movie, lol stupid imo.

while the person might want to take care of his baby and not want to bring him to a babysitter it is stupid to bring him to a movie, lot of noise, flashes, scary stuff. No wonder why the poor kid started crying

kalan_vod · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:33:00 pm »

Ah, I heard SH movie sucked >.< I wanted this one to do well....guess it didn't!

spengo · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:36:00 pm »

LOL I love your rant!

Alex · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2006, 01:13:00 am »

Calm down. Stomping babies isn't gonna help you. However, stomping those kind of parents before they had a chance to procreate would.

- Alex

the_unknown_one · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2006, 04:06:00 am »

Who says stomping babies doesn't help? :knight:

Radical Pi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2006, 10:15:00 am »

I have a feeling this rant will quickly get out of hand...

But yes, unneccessary noise during a movie STINKS.

DJ Omnimaga · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2006, 10:18:00 am »

I think the whole point of the rant is actually noise in movies. I cant keep track anymore of how many times we have been disturbed by cellphones ringning/convo in movies in the past year, especially with cellphones increasing popularuty

the_unknown_one · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2006, 10:41:00 am »

Yea, it's rather annoying. If only there'd noise-free movie theatres.

Radical Pi · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2006, 10:46:00 am »

I just remembered this:

I went to see the movie Batman Begins (it was okay) but someone brought their little kid.

He was... a hyperactive talker. Throughout the movie there were loud comments like: "Mom, do you know how batman turns into batman because I know how batman turns into batman HE GETS BITTEN BY A BAT AND TURNS INTO BATMAN!!!!"

DJ Omnimaga · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2006, 12:38:00 pm »

LOL nice one, sometimes kids say fun things, too bad sometimes they say them in the wrong place at the wrong moment

kalan_vod · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2006, 03:21:00 pm »

Haha, that's classic. Yeah noise in movies are bad, but that is why there is bit torrent

spengo · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2006, 03:34:00 pm »

OH OH! Lotr the return of the king! There was this one lady that was freaking hilarious! In all of the most violent scenes she would burst out laughing as if it were the best joke she had ever heard all by herself and everyone else in the theater was like wtf?

g28401 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2006, 05:32:00 pm »

DAMN! That was a fuckin' good rant!

DJ Omnimaga · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:31:00 am »

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QUOTE (spengo @ Apr 28 2006, 10:34 PM)

OH OH! Lotr the return of the king! There was this one lady that was freaking hilarious! In all of the most violent scenes she would burst out laughing as if it were the best joke she had ever heard all by herself and everyone else in the theater was like wtf?

I hope she wasnt planning to kill ppl in the theater as well o.o

Author Topic: Loki's Rant #1 (Read 17866 times)

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