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Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: josephmarin on April 27, 2006, 02:36:00 pm
Okay, so one day I was sitting in a movie theatre to see "The best smash-hit blockbuster of the YEAR!!" Silent Hill. Okay, I'll give this a shot. I enjoyed the game, I figured I'd like the movie. SO the movie starts going, and someone's baby goes off. What the fuck?! A baby?! Who brings a baby to a movie? I mean, seriously. Babies don't watch movies!! What are you gonna do, take it home and discuss the plot with it afterwards? Babies have the attention span of a fly, for gods sake. And the mother looks around apologetically with a look that says "Oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea it'd make that noise!" Who knew? I mean, what the fuck?! Anything that makes that noise should be stepped on to put it out of its misery. Its fucking rediculous that someone would bring their child to a movie, much less Silent Hill. And, yeah, I hear their story: "We can't afford a babysitter!" Well what the fuck are you doing wasting money on MOVIES?! Buy some fucking food and maybe it wont whine and scream all the time. People like them shouldnt even have children! They dont deserve it! They're contaminating the gene pool with their fucking larvae, and its this reason we have people like George Bush as president. Jesus...and y'know, the next time some brainless fuck brings their loin-spawn to the movies and it goes off with the most god-awful screech in existence, i swear i will jack-hammer its brain into the floor. I know it sounds a bit cruel, but WHO CARES. People who bring children to movies are dumbfucks anyway. Its best to get rid of them while theyre young, before they can do any real significant damage to the gene pool. This is Loki, and thats what I have to say.
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 27, 2006, 02:41:00 pm
wow someone's brang his baby to a movie, lol stupid imo.

while the person might want to take care of his baby and not want to bring him to a babysitter it is stupid to bring him to a movie, lot of noise, flashes, scary stuff.  No wonder why the poor kid started crying
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: kalan_vod on April 27, 2006, 03:33:00 pm
Ah, I heard SH movie sucked >.< I wanted this one to do well....guess it didn't!
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: spengo on April 27, 2006, 04:36:00 pm
LOL I love your rant! XDsmiley.gif
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: Alex on April 28, 2006, 01:13:00 am
Calm down. Stomping babies isn't gonna help you. However, stomping those kind of parents before they had a chance to procreate would. :)smile.gif

- Alex
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: the_unknown_one on April 28, 2006, 04:06:00 am
Who says stomping babies doesn't help? :knight:knight3.gif
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: Radical Pi on April 28, 2006, 10:15:00 am
I have a feeling this rant will quickly get out of hand...

But yes, unneccessary noise during a movie STINKS.
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 28, 2006, 10:18:00 am
I think the whole point of the rant is actually noise in movies. I cant keep track anymore of how many times we have been disturbed by cellphones ringning/convo in  movies in the past year, especially with cellphones increasing popularuty
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: the_unknown_one on April 28, 2006, 10:41:00 am
Yea, it's rather annoying. If only there'd noise-free movie theatres.
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: Radical Pi on April 28, 2006, 10:46:00 am
I just remembered this:

I went to see the movie Batman Begins (it was okay) but someone brought their little kid.

He was... a hyperactive talker. Throughout the movie there were loud comments like: "Mom, do you know how batman turns into batman because I know how batman turns into batman HE GETS BITTEN BY A BAT AND TURNS INTO BATMAN!!!!"
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 28, 2006, 12:38:00 pm
LOL nice one, sometimes kids say fun things, too bad sometimes they say them in the wrong place at the wrong moment
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Post by: kalan_vod on April 28, 2006, 03:21:00 pm
Haha, that's classic. Yeah noise in movies are bad, but that is why there is bit torrent :Ptongue.gif
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: spengo on April 28, 2006, 03:34:00 pm
OH OH! Lotr the return of the king! There was this one lady that was freaking hilarious! In all of the most violent scenes she would burst out laughing as if it were the best joke she had ever heard all by herself and everyone else in the theater was like wtf? XDsmiley.gif
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: g28401 on April 28, 2006, 05:32:00 pm
DAMN!  That was a fuckin' good rant!
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 29, 2006, 01:31:00 am
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QUOTE (spengo @ Apr 28 2006, 10:34 PM)
OH OH! Lotr the return of the king! There was this one lady that was freaking hilarious! In all of the most violent scenes she would burst out laughing as if it were the best joke she had ever heard all by herself and everyone else in the theater was like wtf? XDsmiley.gif

 I hope she wasnt planning to kill ppl in the theater as well  o.oblink.gif
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Post by: something1990 on April 29, 2006, 02:13:00 am
I LOVE THIS RANT! It's so damn hilarious! I wanna go with you guys to the movies!  
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Post by: shadow on April 29, 2006, 02:56:00 am
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QUOTE (Radical Pi @ Apr 28 2006, 04:46 PM)
I just remembered this:

I went to see the movie Batman Begins (it was okay) but someone brought their little kid.

He was... a hyperactive talker. Throughout the movie there were loud comments like: "Mom, do you know how batman turns into batman because I know how batman turns into batman HE GETS BITTEN BY A BAT AND TURNS INTO BATMAN!!!!"  

 that is hilarious  :lol:laugh.gif:lol:laugh.gif:lol:laugh.gif:lol:laugh.gif:lol:laugh.gif
that kid could be a stand-up commidian

Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: g28401 on April 29, 2006, 06:39:00 am
Yeah, the intelectual level is about the same...
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: Radical Pi on April 29, 2006, 09:41:00 am
He was only five or six, it was something you would expect from the age.
I know there were other silly things he said but I can't remember them anymore. :(sad.gif
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Post by: kalan_vod on April 29, 2006, 10:03:00 am
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QUOTE (Radical Pi @ Apr 29 2006, 03:41 PM)
He was only five or six, it was something you would expect from the age.
I know there were other silly things he said but I can't remember them anymore. :(sad.gif

 Yeah, at least kids weren't crying.
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: Radical Pi on April 29, 2006, 10:16:00 am
I am lucky enough that this was the only major noise during a movie.
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Post by: kalan_vod on April 29, 2006, 10:19:00 am
What pisses me off more is when someone brings in a laser pointer.....damn kids! >.<
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Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 29, 2006, 12:30:00 pm
oooh lol like at school, I had one before the battery case opened and couldnt close anymore, CATS LUUUUUUUUUUUUUV THOSES!!! ^^
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: kalan_vod on April 29, 2006, 12:36:00 pm
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QUOTE (xlibman @ Apr 29 2006, 06:30 PM)
oooh lol like at school, I had one before the battery case opened and couldnt close anymore, CATS LUUUUUUUUUUUUUV THOSES!!! ^^  

 battery cases?
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 29, 2006, 12:39:00 pm
no the laser pointers lights. They love trying attacking them
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Post by: kalan_vod on April 29, 2006, 12:42:00 pm
Omg, I love playing with the cats doing that. So funny!
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Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 29, 2006, 12:53:00 pm
^^
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Post by: Radical Pi on April 29, 2006, 01:05:00 pm
I need to find a place near me that sells those...
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: spengo on April 29, 2006, 01:23:00 pm
I wanna find one that's powerful enough to like, burn holes in things. :D Now that would provide some quality entertainment. XDsmiley.gif
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 29, 2006, 01:34:00 pm
Lol you evil dude >.<

*xlibman
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Post by: kalan_vod on April 29, 2006, 02:57:00 pm
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QUOTE (spengo @ Apr 29 2006, 07:23 PM)
I wanna find one that's powerful enough to like, burn holes in things. :D Now that would provide some quality entertainment. XDsmiley.gif

 They have them online, they burn straight through objects. It's on MC somewhere, but I am not sure how far back..
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: spengo on April 30, 2006, 01:32:00 pm
yeah I saw that. They were like $600 tho @_@
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: kalan_vod on April 30, 2006, 01:33:00 pm
No, they were around $200.
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: elfprince13 on April 30, 2006, 04:01:00 pm
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QUOTE (spengo @ Apr 29 2006, 07:23 PM)
I wanna find one that's powerful enough to like, burn holes in things. :D Now that would provide some quality entertainment. XDsmiley.gif

 http://www.amazing1.com
Title: Loki's Rant #1
Post by: g28401 on May 02, 2006, 06:51:00 pm
I love playing with cats and my laser pointer!  Mine is sorta half-assed right now as the batteries are dying...