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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2011, 01:46:56 am »
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because together they know that if they multiply, the true answer to life, the universe, and everything (Chuck Norris) would remove them from existence. So yeah, 6 and 7 are close-- real close-- but they know to never reproduce multiply.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #76 on: March 02, 2011, 01:58:15 am »
Lol.

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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #77 on: March 02, 2011, 03:20:26 am »
What does that do? ???
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #78 on: March 02, 2011, 05:01:14 am »
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2011, 05:03:47 am »
* DJ_O is confused ???
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2011, 05:07:10 am »
Quote from: DJ_O on March 02, 2011, 03:20:26 am
What does that do? ???

Rickrolls you without end >:D
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2011, 05:10:18 am »
Lol OK. I am confused about Deep thought's quoting, though. :P
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2011, 05:49:15 am »
In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the series where all that 42/towels nonsense came about), Arthur Dent finds that the Ultimate Question that led to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything seems to be "what do you get when you multiply six by nine".
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #83 on: March 03, 2011, 02:50:53 am »
Oh ok thanks.
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #84 on: March 03, 2011, 02:53:06 am »
Quote from: Deep Thought on March 02, 2011, 05:49:15 am
In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the series where all that 42/towels nonsense came about), Arthur Dent finds that the Ultimate Question that led to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything seems to be "what do you get when you multiply six by nine".
It was originally 42, but then Arthur Dent removed a scrabble piece so that early humans could no longer spell 42. So it then became 54
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Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« Reply #85 on: March 07, 2011, 12:11:02 am »
Erm...numbering?
Anyway...
57:
Captain: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Captain: TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!
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Captain: MOVE ZIG!
Technician: CAPTAIN!
Captain: WHAT!
Technician: ZIG GAS RUN OUT!
Captain: WHAT YOU SAY!!
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Technician: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
Main screen turns on, and a gas pump icon pops up, with an arrow pointing to a little E
Captain: FOR GREAT JUSTICE...
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Captain: TAKE OFF EVERY LOBSTER!!
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