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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2011, 03:22:09 pm »
Quote from: buttsfredkin on September 20, 2011, 09:06:51 pm
Programming is like making furniture.

Java: buying wood, supplies, and tools from IKEA and assembling from a manual.

ASM: carving a chair out of a tree with a pocket knife

Machine Code: same as ASM, but without the pocket knife
BASIC256: buying a table, and all you have to do is put the legs on.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2011, 04:22:09 pm »
Gamemaker:  Buy furniture, arrange in room.  :P

not trying to insult GM users, I use it too.  ;)
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2011, 05:07:13 pm »
HTML: Contrary to popular belief, HTML is NOT a programming language. LOL.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2011, 05:26:52 pm »
You'd have to be a non-programmer to think HTML is a language anyway.:P
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2011, 05:30:56 pm »
Well, it is a language (Hyper Text Markup Language), but its just markup (display), not a programming language. And I think that a lot of people think that jScript is part of HTML. :S
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2011, 08:15:28 pm »
HTML: Draw a table on a poster.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2011, 08:26:32 pm »
XHTML: Draw a table on a poster, but more formal and strictive.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2011, 08:30:36 pm »
TI-BASIC: Put the table together via prefabbed pieces but make it very heavy, cumbersome, and large in a very small room.

TI-BASIC(nSpire): Table with only two legs.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2011, 08:33:24 pm »
Quote from: HOMER-16 on September 21, 2011, 08:30:36 pm
TI-BASIC(nSpire): Table with only two legs.
also, can't move around the table nor get out of the room because there's no getKey
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2011, 08:34:19 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on September 21, 2011, 08:26:32 pm
XHTML: Draw a table on a poster, but more formal and strictive.
Correction: Draw the exact same table on photo-quality paper.
Quote from: HOMER-16 on September 21, 2011, 08:30:36 pm
TI-BASIC(nSpire): Table with only two legs.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2011, 08:35:35 pm »
Lua: Awesomest table you will ever have that can be any shape and size you want, and can hold anything. ANYTHING! :P
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2011, 08:35:56 pm »
Lol a table-driven table :P
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2011, 08:36:22 pm »
Java: Coffee. :P
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2011, 08:37:34 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on September 21, 2011, 08:36:22 pm
Java: Coffee. :P
What does that have to do with tables? ???

Java: Everybody must first define exactly what a table is, then proceed to build it to the highest quality specifications.

Python: Do whatever the hell you want and a table magically appears.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2011, 08:38:37 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on September 21, 2011, 08:37:34 pm
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on September 21, 2011, 08:36:22 pm
Java: Coffee. :P
What does that have to do with tables? ???

Java: Everybody must first define exactly what a table is, then proceed to build it to the highest quality specifications.

Python: Do whatever the hell you want and a table magically appears.
Fine.
Java: Coffee table.
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