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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2011, 08:39:07 pm »
Still doesn't have anything to do with the language itself :P
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2011, 08:40:42 pm »
Brainfu*k:
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EDIT: Java : Language you speak on coffee table. :P
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2011, 08:41:56 pm »
Alternate analogy for brainfuck: Bash your head against the wall until it turns into a table.

EDIT: The wall, not your head.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2011, 08:43:28 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on September 21, 2011, 08:41:56 pm
Alternate analogy for brainfuck: Bash your head against the wall until it turns into a table.

EDIT: The wall, not your head.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2011, 08:56:35 pm »
LOGO: Draw a table with a pen.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2011, 09:35:53 pm »
ASM: You clear your RAM before you can shoot yourself in the foot.
Minecraft: Your programs run on computers larger than the vacuum tube ones of the 50's.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2011, 09:46:37 pm »
Minecraft programming is shit hard.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2011, 09:54:33 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on September 21, 2011, 08:43:28 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on September 21, 2011, 08:41:56 pm
Alternate analogy for brainfuck: Bash your head against the wall until it turns into a table.

EDIT: The wall, not your head.
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That's pie.. not a table.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2011, 10:31:40 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on September 21, 2011, 08:40:42 pm
Brainfu*k:
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EDIT: Java : Language you speak on coffee table. :P

Brainf*ck: A large pile of wood splinters. Skilled programmers can theoretically make a table with it, but no one has ever actually managed to do it.

Java: A table made out of solid iron. Anyone can quickly start using it as a table and it can be melted down to make more tables, but only the truly deluded would seriously claim that it's elegant or efficient.

Lua: A smaller table made out of thin gauge steel. It's still somewhat heavy, but any normal person can carry it around, unlike the Java table. However, it's less likely to survive an artillery barrage.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2011, 10:38:21 pm »
Quote from: Qwerty.55 on September 21, 2011, 10:31:40 pm
Brainf*ck: A large pile of wood splinters. Skilled programmers can theoretically make a table with it, but no one has ever actually managed to do it.

Whitespace: Wood splinters with invisibility paint.
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2011, 10:47:15 pm »
Casio-BASIC: make as many tables as you'd like but have no way to remove old ones because you cannot draw with the color white
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2011, 07:27:42 pm »
Stagecast: Make a table from a children's "build your own table" kit but if you make one mistake it doesn't work. And sometimes it just doesn't feel like working.

TI Basic:
Easy to make table, but you can only see seven pieces at a time

Python: Planning out a table.. oh wait it is already there

Game Maker:
Draw a table and then when you put it in the room it works

DS Game maker:
Like game maker, but with many more obscure errors

Pseudo Code: Making a hypothetical table

Basic256/KidBasic:
Learn how to build tables and make a nice model of one in the process
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2012, 06:21:03 am »
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2012, 09:32:36 am »
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Re: Programming Analogies
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2012, 09:42:37 am »
Oh yeah, I saw that one a while ago. Pretty funny, I would say.
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