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The best RPG prologue imaginable
« on: April 08, 2012, 10:16:01 pm »
The future cannot be changed
Here comes your fate
Everyone will suffer

Gargoyles of the darkness
Arrive from the void
Mankind will face its extinction
Everyone will lose

No rhyme and no following of poem structures, but it would fit many RPGs pretty well. However there's a subliminal message if you pay attention...
« Last Edit: April 08, 2012, 10:19:28 pm by DJ_O »

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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 10:18:43 pm »
Darn, I lost. All of it.

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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2012, 01:34:29 pm »
The Game? :P

Actually that prologue would really fit perfectly for many of my games.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 01:35:09 pm by DJ_O »

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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2012, 01:41:52 pm »
I totally agree.

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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2012, 02:31:06 pm »
damnit.....
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2012, 06:16:32 pm »
I lost. D:
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2012, 12:20:27 am »
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 12:50:38 am »
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2012, 03:42:36 am »
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 01:57:09 pm »
Hah we have a better story eh yeong?
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2012, 03:36:45 am »
lol let us not reveal it too much. :P
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2012, 02:19:31 am »
I'm scared of what it is. O.O

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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2012, 11:26:24 pm »
It's ok. It'll not make you lose the game. :P
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2012, 12:03:54 am »
Acrostic poems for the win
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Re: The best RPG prologue imaginable
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2012, 02:36:24 am »
I'm thinking of using this in ROL0 remake, assuming the game story is expanded.