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6 Little Eggs! [NSFW]
« on: February 06, 2010, 09:09:05 pm »


Sing Along!
6 little eggs on the run,
They fuck each other three goes,
Boom dubi dam.

Watch out. Be safe. 'Cause,
3 little eggs had sex, 1 win and 2 explode goes,
Boom dubi dam.

Watch out. Be safe. So,
2 little eggs in the sun, one sleep too long goes boom-boom,
Boom dubi dam.

The Story ends with,
1 little egg was blind, make suicide with pan, boom
Boom dubi dam.

Another story come!
« Last Edit: April 04, 2011, 04:51:06 am by DJ_O »
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2010, 09:10:35 pm »
lol that song is fucking random XD

It sounds like these french misheard lyrics vids XD

Nice find :P
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 09:15:03 pm »
Thank you!
I've been listening to it a LOT recently and I didn't notice the lyrics until like... 20 minutes ago. x.x

Still, I found it hilarious/awesome enough to share with you guys.
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 10:04:35 pm »
wow this is great and really random think its another to ad to my dl ist for my ipod (that makes like 6 new songs in the past 24 hours X.x)
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 01:56:54 pm »
XD
Epic song!
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 02:01:55 pm »
That song is awesome  :o
If I didn't see the lyrics before hand I probably wouldn't have picked up on it right away either  :-X

Good find!
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 09:48:09 am »
Sorry for the double post, but I just noticed something...

Three goes boom...
Then two more go boom...
And yet another one goes boom, but there's still one left!

Shouldn't this be 7 little eggs? XD
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 10:09:18 am »
xD
I noticed that before too.
I'm going to dismiss it with the excuse of:
"This song is so amazing it doesn't HAVE to abide by the laws of nature."
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 11:22:34 am »
I think it is supposed to be like:
Once upon a time there were 7 little eggs: Jerry, Bob, Joe, Lenny, Carl, Jim, and Jeremy
Jerry was a fine young lad and decided on one fateful summers eve to talk to Bob.
He said to Bob, "Hey mate, how would you like to get out of here, i have heard rumors that the master wants to break our shells and bake us into a cake and eat us" Bob: "what?!?! that is a horrible thing to say Jerry, how can you even think such things?!" Jerry: "but Bob, it is true, we have to get out of here..." Bob: NO, I don't know what has gotten into yo-" Bob paused as he saw the master walk by holding an egg "THUD THUD THUD" Bob: *gasp* Jerry: You see!, we have to tell the others!
Scene 2:
Jeremy: NO! I DON'T CARE, I WILL NEVER LEAVE HERE!"
Bob: Don't be like that... we all have decided to go, you don't want to be left alone do you?
Jeremy: I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE
Bob: Very well then, good bye...Jeremy...
Scene 3: Jerry, Bob, Joe, Lenny, Carl, and Jim are running away, nightfall has just set in and they have made camp
Jerry: Well then, i guess I'll be off to bed
Bob: I am Horny.
Jerry: ...
Joe: I am also Horny.
Jerry: ;.;
Lenny: I too am Horny.
Jerry: :O
Carl: as am I.
Jim: I could Get into that...
Jerry: ... o.o
Bob: Very good then, lets do it!
Jerry: I think I am going to pass
Bob: no Jerry...It is not an option...
Scene 3: After the Ordeal...
Bob: Oh god oh god oh god, I didn't mean to kill him i swear
Jim: shit man shit, what are we going to do
Joe: Guys...Lenny and Carl died as well
Bob and Jim: SHIT
Scene 4: Jeremy meets up with the gang
Jeremy: GUYS
Jeremy: I have decided to join yo-...where is Jerry...and Lenny and Carl....?
Bob: Oh good you are just in time, we were just about to do it again, but Jim is busy burying the bodies
Jeremy: ... o.o
Scene 5:
Jeremy: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Jim: hey man, whats up i just finished burying those bo- AHH
Jeremy: look man, i, i swear it was an accident, i just pushed a little to hard, you know
Jim: I already had to get rid of bodies, this time its all you man
Jeremy: can't you at least help with one?
Scene 6: Morning Arrives
Jeremy: Ah, I forgot how beautiful and warm the sun is
Jim: Yes let us bask in its warmth, but do not stare into it anymore, you will go blind, Jeremy
Jeremy: OH GOD I CANT SEE WAIT WHA
Scene 7: Jeremy and Jim are basking in the sun
Jim: hmm i am feeling pretty hot, we should stop soo-AHHHHHHH
*BOOM*
Jeremy: Wha..what happened..Jim...Jim?...JIM?!?!?
Jeremy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scene 8: back in the masters kitchen
Jeremy: good bye cruel world
*jumps into pan*
THE END
« Last Edit: February 08, 2010, 11:25:51 am by miotatsu »
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 01:42:42 pm »
Lol :P
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 02:03:49 pm »
 :o ;D
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 02:07:48 pm »
Lmao!!! I love the story haha
Nice storyline! Someone should make a game with it XD
The adventure of 7 eggs
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 02:29:27 pm »
Hey, I can maybe put something like that as an Easter Egg in Crystal Defenders! ;D
Call it the "6 Little Easter Eggs". :P
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 02:37:25 pm »
yes i suppose there would be a very large appeal to play a game in which you need to mount an egg with an egg until one explodes in a big egg orgy on a graphing calculator while bored in class :X

i suppose the deciding factor for a species to be intelligent is the point in which it is able to produce portable 8 lvl greyscale egg porn :3
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Re: 6 Little Eggs!
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 02:38:38 pm »
that would be pretty random, lol, altough maybe funny. Sometimes stupid stuff can attract a lot of attention :P *cough*rickrolling*cough*

Finish Piworld first, though <.<
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