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Well most people skip the tutorials and the books because they don't want to spend the time reading it all.
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I have trained my dad to point out and make fun of stupid things like these.  When we were buying groceries, he saw Mitch and said hey look, its a real programmer.
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It's same thing as how some people might learn math or science really well in school, while others are better in learning language or history, or music, dance, etc. It's all based on how their brain functions.

It's also based on what they are more interested in (I.E. actually care about).  I will right off the bat admit that that I hate math and history.  They were my worst subjects in school, and majority of the time put me to sleep.  However, I still managed to pay attention long enough to learn some of the basic things that I would ACTUALLY NEED to know in the real world and in my life.  For example, when would I EVER in my entire life use an algebraical equation to solve some simple problem like how many stacks can I divide one 200+ report pack into?  As long as I have the basic addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division memorized and programed into my mind, then i can function just fine in the real world.  Another example... I like science, but knowing that Pluto is no longer considered a planet is something i do not need in my daily life/routine... it's just an extra tid-bit of info I picked up years ago when that announcement was made.  However, what I DO need to know, is the Zodiacs (I.E. what their signs are, and what their meanings are), because now-a-days in the dating world, ive been coming across alot of women that seem to know about them, plus its something that interests me, so I have the upper hand by making more of an effort to learn about it.

Having a computer/cell phone in todays world has over the years went from "oh you really don't need it, but its cool to have" to "how the fuck do you not have this???", because it has intergrated with people's lives.  They are social networking tools, they are calculators, they are easier ways to file and manage important documents for your job, they are spreadsheets and charts that record your income (as far as taxes goes), among many many other things.  I would believe that something THAT important would be on at least the top 3 on the list of "things i MUST know in order to survive today's world"

If I borrow your example on T-Mobile Sidekick 4G, what happens if you never used Sidekick 3 before that? What happens, if you were using lets say an old nokia phone, and then decided to upgrade it to iphone 4?

Three Words: Trial And Error.  From pushing buttons to see what they do, to changing the settings to see how they would make using the phone more easier and enjoyable to me.  When cavemen invented the wheel, they obviously used trial and error to go about making different shapes until they had a "eureka" moment and figured out that a circle would be the best choice.  When a baby has different shaped blocks with holes on a box that have the same shapes, the baby will try to fit each piece in the hole until it correctly matches the correct piece with the correct hole.  Technology isn't something "mind blowing" that only a superhuman can figure out.  It's just another "instrument" to tinker with to what best fits your needs.

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System of a Down

I love System, but jesus. No one on my school but my friends who like the same music as me do.
Even one of the girls who love "metal" (The stuff that's really not metal, like BFMV) didn't know who they were.
Yeah I mean how most people I knew IRL that liked them only liked that band, and for them, everything else sucked.

Also CMG I noticed the video game tutorials part. I even noticed some games force you to do the tutorial, even if you read the instruction manual. That said, I kinda like how they add difficulty modes more often now, so the causal gamers who just wants to go through an RPG story can still do it, while the hardcore gamers can challenge the hardest modes and get more achievements, but in some game cases, when the readme came with the game and I was unsure how it might be played, I prefered to read the readme and skip tutorials if I could.

What I hated the most, however, was how in the '80s and '90s, most japanese games would not be released in USA because Japan thought we were n00bs at gaming, so they only released games they thought that would be easy enough for us. <_<

Another thing that is common in the calculator world is how a bunch of people used to ask how do they install a certain calculator game, yet everything is explained inside the readme. Back when I got many ROL3 emails I eventually ignored those, because they were overwhelming.

Also I don't think it's abnormal for a person to not be tech-savy. If the person knows how to write a text in Word or notepad, learn to use at least IE and some Google without too much hassle, I think it's just fine. Not everyone has to know how to write an entire clone of Starcraft II in x86 assembly or how to hack NATO's computers to live in today's world, and with all the weird crap that comes out on the Internet (such as viruses), it's obvious most people might get infected at one point. It's their job, however, to be careful next time, though.

That said we need to remain respectful to people who gotta start somewhere, though. Also while it's easy for some people to do some stuff, it's harder for others to learn how to do it. Eg, learning z80 assembly back in 2004-05 in my case, which I tried 3 times, to no avail. I could program TI-BASIC, but it seemed past a certain level, I wouldn't get it anymore despite reading tutorials. Same goes for FL Studio and other DAW's (although I didn't mind Sony ACID as much), which eventually made me stick to MTVMG1.

I mean, we have to remember that everyone is different and I would absolutely dislike if on this forums, when someone new came and asked a rather simple question, people just called him names and tried to do everything to make him leave (actually such behavior here usually led to an instant permban before). This happened on some other calculator forums in the past and I'm pretty sure that if it did here too, the TI community would no longer exist today or if it did, it would never have recovered from the 2008 lull. In fact, in the past, many people migrated to Omni due to unpoliteness and narrow-mindedness on other forums and this is exactly the same reason why a lot of TIMGUL users never wanted to post on other music forums back in 2008.
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I mean, we have to remember that everyone is different and I would absolutely dislike if on this forums, when someone new came and asked a rather simple question, people just called him names and tried to do everything to make him leave (actually such behavior here usually led to an instant permban before).

This is just called sheer stupidity, and I've had this happen to me on several occasions.  In OCRemix, I replied to one of the topics on their forum relating to Pokemon, and got bashed just because I use Dragon type pokemon instead of having a variety of different types.  Sometimes in the stepmania community, my creatins were considered pieces of shit because they didnt meet the standards for half of the elitists that ran some of the websites i was a member of, not to mention that more recently, its gotten to the point where its all about how your graphics look rather than the steps themselves, and since I wasnt a photoshop pro, barely anyone from said elitists sites touched my stuff

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AH yeah I rememebr when you mentionned about those elitists. In the RPG Maker community, if your game contained one single pre-made tile or sprite bundled with the software, you were screwed. In the music community, if you were caught using MTVMG they said it was a toy and they bashed your music even if it was better than theirs. I also remember back when any calculator program would be bashed if it was not written in ASM. Thankfully the latter doesn't happen much anymore. But yeah I just dislike if people are narrow-minded in general.

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Heres the dummest thing Ive heard
Quote from:  My brother
how do  I turn the computer on?
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Heres the dummest thing Ive heard
Quote from:  My brother
how do  I turn the computer on?
How I turn the calc on?

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Heres the dummest thing Ive heard
Quote from:  My brother
how do  I turn the computer on?
How I turn the calc on?
I have a better one
"How do I write a program?"
or
"Teach me how to program really quickly!"
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Not asked/said but seen:
About a third of the teachers at my school have "smartboards".
It has this calibration thing where you touch 9 dots, one after the other, so the board knows where to tell the computer where the finger/whatever touching it is.

Some of the students pretty much touch the dots at random, often about a foot off.  Then they wonder why it's not working.
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Heres the dummest thing Ive heard
Quote from:  My brother
how do  I turn the computer on?
To be honest, older computers seemed slightly harder to turn ON than newer ones. As kid, I often seen ones with 2 or 3 buttons, and I was kinda scared of pressing them in case it broke something lol. Usually you had a turbo button and a power one. Now all you got is the power button. For a computer illiterate person, any computer should still be easy to turn ON unless it's a Mac (where most of the time, there's no actual button).
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Oh yes now I remember one too:

My english teacher who didnt know how a smartboard works, asked this:
Quote from:  my english teacher
All right. If I take this marker (was a smartboard one), can I still erase it then?
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Heres the dummest thing Ive heard
Quote from:  My brother
how do  I turn the computer on?
How I turn the calc on?
I have a better one
"How do I write a program?"
or
"Teach me how to program really quickly!"
OK!
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#define quickly 1
print('Your defenition of quickly is'+quickly+'minutes');
if(quickly<=30){
print('... are you insane?');
}
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I once had a kid ask me if I could make him a paintball game that took place in our school. I said sure, it'll take me about a week to get a beta version to see how they like it. He asked me why it would take so long to make a beta, and then he asked if I could have it completely finished by the next day. I said there's no way I could have it finished tomorrow and that programming was hard and took time...etc. So I then asked him what he thought programming was. Here's what he thought it was: He thought you went to a website, typed in the title of the game and what kind of game it was and you clicked a button. And poof there it was.

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I once had a kid ask me if I could make him a paintball game that took place in our school. I said sure, it'll take me about a week to get a beta version to see how they like it. He asked me why it would take so long to make a beta, and then he asked if I could have it completely finished by the next day. I said there's no way I could have it finished tomorrow and that programming was hard and took time...etc. So I then asked him what he thought programming was. Here's what he thought it was: He thought you went to a website, typed in the title of the game and what kind of game it was and you clicked a button. And poof there it was.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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