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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #45 on: February 18, 2011, 12:12:44 am »
It's not hard to pick up chicks, especially with technology. Whenever you go to the school computer room or you have a computer class or something, sit next to a girl and talk to her, then just take it along from there.  Whatever you do is up to you, but use the computer to watch funny videos or something.
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #46 on: February 18, 2011, 12:21:05 am »
What if none of the computer classes got chicks? :P (In my comp-sci intro classes, I never saw any girl)
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #47 on: February 18, 2011, 12:53:55 am »
In my intro to programming class, there's (seriously) five Calvins...
And there's another guy with the same exact first name as me..and it's a weird spelling too. :o
There's both girls and guys, but we mostly keep to ourselves, AFAIK.
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2011, 01:04:08 am »
When she's not looking you "break" her computer or calculator. And then when see notices a problem you fix her computer/calculator. Works every time.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2011, 04:32:17 am »
Haha XD, if she notices, however...
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2011, 09:05:14 am »
It's not hard to pick up chicks, especially with technology. I just use a forklift! :P Plus you can pick up several at once that way!!! =)
*edit* Srysly though, this topic is a good read. lots of interesting responses!  ;D
« Last Edit: February 18, 2011, 09:14:19 am by Art_of_camelot »
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2011, 09:41:56 am »
Quote from: DJ_O on February 18, 2011, 12:21:05 am
In my comp-sci intro classes, I never saw any girl
Who's to say that there wasn't any? I've seen girls that could be mistaken for guys (and that apparently includes myself, despite my well-endowed chest area).

Quote from: Art_of_camelot on February 18, 2011, 09:05:14 am
Srysly though, this topic is a good read. lots of interesting responses!  ;D
It certainly is.
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2011, 09:41:20 pm »
Lol we never know actually. I know in elementary school one girl always got her hairs removed completely by her parents, although the disturbing story in the following spoiler was most likely why X.X

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I think that was more because her dad and uncles did child molesting on their kids and they had a preference for guys. X.x Btw they really did: their kid told the truth at school during their final year of elementary school.
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2011, 09:48:19 pm »
Quote from: z80man on February 18, 2011, 01:04:08 am
When she's not looking you "break" her computer or calculator. And then when see notices a problem you fix her computer/calculator. Works every time.  ;D

hold right shift for about 15 sec.
or
Alt, shift,  Prnt Scr
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2011, 11:34:31 pm »
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2011, 05:23:33 pm »
Friends know i'm just good at improvising and experimenting with stuff on computers. even putting stuff on excel people need help with. and of course everyone in my maths class still has os 1.4 on their ti-nspires except for 1 person who tried to install the software. turned out there were missing files from her system i fixed it and upgraded her os!
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2011, 08:21:20 pm »
Quote from: Happybobjr on February 18, 2011, 09:48:19 pm
Quote from: z80man on February 18, 2011, 01:04:08 am
When she's not looking you "break" her computer or calculator. And then when see notices a problem you fix her computer/calculator. Works every time.  ;D

hold right shift for about 15 sec.
or
Alt, shift,  Prnt Scr

Hold alt, shift and numlock at the same time, for like 5 seconds.  Fun ;D
edit: no, it's not harmful
« Last Edit: February 22, 2011, 08:21:49 pm by Darl181 »
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2011, 08:32:52 pm »
I knew I was forgetting one :D
thanks for reminding me. 
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2011, 08:35:34 pm »
I always program my calc in Axe or BASIC during school, so people just see me with my calc.  :)
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Re: Using Technology to Pick up Chicks (or the male equivalent)
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2011, 10:06:45 am »
Quote from: Darl181 on February 22, 2011, 08:21:20 pm
Quote from: Happybobjr on February 18, 2011, 09:48:19 pm
Quote from: z80man on February 18, 2011, 01:04:08 am
When she's not looking you "break" her computer or calculator. And then when see notices a problem you fix her computer/calculator. Works every time.  ;D

hold right shift for about 15 sec.
or
Alt, shift,  Prnt Scr

Hold alt, shift and numlock at the same time, for like 5 seconds.  Fun ;D
edit: no, it's not harmful

Crap, I opened up 92 instances of Mouse Keys x.x
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