After seeing people run out of humorous ideas for our 9001 Signs, I came up with an idea: Why not hold a contest to see who can come up with the funniest list of signs? Here we go!

Rules	Prizes	Submissions	Extras
Your list must contain exactly 42 signs. You may list only signs you thought up yourself. Signs you posted in the main topic may be used, so long as they are not repeats of any previous sign posted by someone else. Thou shalt not break rule #4.	Glory and honor. There are no tangible prizes to speak of	Please submit your entries before 11/31/11 11/11/11. Attach them to this thread as plain-text files. The signs must be funny or you will be banned.	Anybody want to try designing a winner's userbar?

hmmm... I'll be editing this one a lot.
1: You can type faster on a calc than on a keyboard
2: You have a nickname llike "calculator"
3: You're proud of that nickname
4: You have gotten detention for putting games on kids calcs
5: Your calculator smells good because of the AXE
6: You spend DAYS and even MONTHS on omni
7: You know what a rickroll is
8: You lost THE GAME
9: Lobsters are good
10: This is reason #2
11: This is reason #3
12: The game is a lie
13: Everything is a lie
14: You make userbars
15: You tell people you +1 them
16: You are currently working on a game on your calc
17: You shorten "calculator" to "calc"
18: You've seen RickRolled on youtube many times
19: You often leave people thinking: "my calc could do that?"
20: Your position is "Post Stalker of Tomorrow"
21: The only thing you want for Christmas is a calc (or a collection of them)
22: You've seen quote boxes with over 100 quotes in them
23: You are a nyan cat fan
24: You never leave home without your calc
25: You search through all of your 9001 signs to put in this contest
26: You point out things that are evil
27: You've fallen (or been pushed) off Yeong's bridge
28: You've proposed to your calc
29: You've beaten every calc game there is
30: You've changed your username multiple times
31: You've taught someone how to program
32: You fail math tests in which calcs are not allowed
33: Your only friend(s) is your calc(s)
34: You are either a coder of tomorrow, a manager, or a anti riot squad
35: You've seen leafy call bboy on IRC
36: You belong to multiple calc forums
37: Your favorite peanuts are the omni brands
38: Is there any other brands?
39: The only bookmarks you have are for calc forums
40: You've made over 100 versions of "Guess the number"
41: Half of the stuff on your hard drive is program backups
42: You know that Omni is the answer to life, the universe, and everything

DONE!!! 2nd one...

here's a try at the reward userbar:

1:There is the song : Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley every second in your head
2: You know that ^^^ is sometimes called Rick Roll
3: You lose the game before going into Omnimaga so you don't lose by other people
4: You get on the internet with your calculator
5: You always bring a scissor to Walmart so you can steal a expensive calculator
6: You donate over 1000 dollars to Omnimaga
7: You have over 9001 post ratings
8: You take every userbar ever created in Omnimaga
9: You make a fan site for Omnimaga
10: You make a MMORPG for Omnimaga
11: Your teacher takes away your calculator when you are calculating and suspect you of programming calculator.
12: You make up different things that sound anywhere close the "The Game"
13: You modify the song : Never Gonna Give You Up every chance you get
14: You put everything in the code box
15: You have four calculators in your pants in every pocket
16: You will never be found without calculator in your pocket
17: You send ideas of what things should be added in to calculators every other week
18: You pay 300$ and buy a ti-86 to finish your calculator collection
19: You're on Omnimaga every day
20: You're a admin
21: You work for a calculator company
22: You've tried to and failed a lot of times to not lose the game at Omnimaga
23: You are called a nerd in school because you always play with a calculator
24: You make calculator games just to get rating points and not because you want people to enjoy playing
25: The teacher takes away your calculator and gives you another one before at test
26: You are on 24/7/52 (24 hrs., 7 days, 52 weeks)
27: Your post per day is averaged to 1337+
28: You are entering this contest
29: Omnimaga is your home page
30: You make a facebook page for Omnimaga
31: You make multiple accounts just to click "Like" for the Omnimaga page in facebook
32: You try to meet up with everyone in Omnimaga
33: You can speak in any calc languages extremely fluently
34: You lie to your parents that you have homework every weekend so you can get on Omnimaga
35: t
36: h
37: 3
38: g
39: a
40: m
41: 3
42: You lost
DONE!
First one to be done!

uh oh... only 3 days to go!!!! who will win?

uh oh...

...so, today is the 12, has the winner been decided yet?

Ergh, somebody want to make a poll for me? I'm too lazy busy right now.