1 you have put axe parser in the school year book pictures 
I did this really!!!
2 you haev made a calculator in minecraft
3 ^ onlt the omni logo
4 same with cemetech
5 you know what nyan cat is
6 you have lost THE GAME
7 you have won THE GAME then lost 
8 you have 9 calculators
9 you dont break rule 4 
10 you were banned because your signs werent funny
11 you program in school true
12 you have been on omni for 24hours straight
13 same for cemetech
14 you know what >9000 means
15 you have been on omni for >9000 min (true)
16 you play portal x
17 you own every ti calculator
18 ^ with casio
19 you have 1337 posts not in spam
20 >9000 in spam
21 you are paraniod to win this
22 your cousins love calculators
I never finished!
23: if you have lose a calculator you only are cheered up by a) finding it b) losing the game 42 times
24: you got banned by deep thoughts fake rules (in the spam section)
25: you are programing your calculator and dont realize your house is on fire
26: you make the school intercom play never gonna give you up all day
27: you saw a blue lobster
28: your friends want graphing calculators
29: they also dont leave you alone on the bus ride home asking what games can they play tommorrow
30: you memorize never gonna give you up
31: if you are in a car you try to connect to omni even though you know it wont work
32: you wonder why people bother with cell phones instead of calculators
33: you program more minutes than you actually live
34: you dream of calculators and omnimaga
35: the best subject is programing
36: you make ndless 3 because you think ExtendeD is taking to long
37: you figure GLaDOS is made from calculators
38 you know all programming languages
39: for halloween you give out chewy calculators
40: your calculator can do anything
41: you wonder what april fools is going to be next year
42: you are very bored when no one posts
