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1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« on: May 04, 2014, 04:56:58 pm »
There is a misconception that we nerds don't have any form of relationship with girls. So let's make fun of it. Rules are the same as the 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni. ;)
No idea right now so I'll let someone else start the party up.

Edit : well, actually...
1 : You prefer to spend an afternoon playing Minecraft than going to the cinema w/ your gf (true story).
2 : If you had to choose between saving your gf and your calc, the choice would be pretty quick : the calc.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2014, 05:08:29 pm »
I feel left out. I get all the ladies.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2014, 05:26:02 pm »
3. You are always too embarrassed to even talk to a girl you crush on.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2014, 05:28:45 pm »
That's actually true for me too. :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2014, 06:05:09 pm »
4. You prefer dating other guys over girls, in which case the girls don't stand a chance with you either :P
5. Girls would rather take their calculator to prom than take you
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2014, 06:36:51 pm »
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2014, 07:54:34 pm »
6. When you go on a first date with a girl, you take your calculator to show off your latest coding achievements.
7. You decide whether or not to date a girl based on what brand of graphing calculator she uses/used in school.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2014, 08:03:25 pm »
8. You don't notice them because you're coding (or thinking about coding problems) all the time.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2014, 11:19:08 pm »
9. Your girlfriend finds you in bed with someone else. Only it's not someone else. It's something else. It's your TI-84+CSE.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2014, 12:34:47 am »
10. You invite her for a calculator gaming session and the calculator game in question is a port of some Atari 2600 adult game.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2014, 01:31:47 am »
Hehe nice ones.
Also, Catastropher is here. O.O
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2014, 09:36:46 am »
11. Lobsters. 'nuf said :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2014, 12:59:40 pm »
12. You are a walrus so you can't date human girls.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2014, 06:02:39 pm »
13. The extent of your humor are the type of connectors computers have.
Really, that is a joke that came up during reproduction.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2014, 06:21:49 pm »
14. Your idea of giving a massage is running a garbage collect on your calculator.
15. When you date a girl who has the same name as a previous girlfriend, you refer to her as "version 2.0".
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