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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #105 on: September 07, 2014, 12:54:45 pm »
86. You get friendzoned (Universal reason #1, not only for geeks/nerds)
87. You "hack" the school computer to send messages to a specific female subject of desire (a friend did this actually. She felt creeped out by that)
88. They think you're gay...
89. You try to help her in a comp sci project and you're so much better than her that she feels stupid next to you...
90. 85, but everyone else does.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #106 on: September 07, 2014, 11:46:23 pm »
About #88 I had guys thinking I was gay when I mentionned that I liked one italo disco song in particular (back then it was the only song of that genre I knew and liked, since I mostly listened to extreme dance and metal music) and if you showed any clear disinterest towards girls the same thing happened. So yeah it doesn't take much for people to judge others. :P (I can't imagine the reaction if someone said he listened to the song You Think you're a Man by Divine)
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #107 on: September 08, 2014, 03:44:45 pm »
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82: It's no misconception that geeks don't get girls
*cough* *ahem*

91. You're convinced that you don't have a chance with girls.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #108 on: September 08, 2014, 06:37:13 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 07, 2014, 11:46:23 pm
if you showed any clear disinterest towards girls the same thing happened.
Even calcs O.O


92: You read a book on nanotechnology even though you don't understand it really (thought it was a beginner introduction but it was a college introduction :P) and you tell everyone you want to read "the camel book"
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