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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2014, 07:24:48 pm »
16. You spend more money on calculators then on her.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2014, 08:20:11 pm »
17. Catgirls don't exist
18. You never make the first move
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2014, 10:26:59 pm »
19. Instead of simply talking to girls, you insist on chatting to them across two calculators via CalcNet.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2014, 12:45:11 am »
Quote from: ordelore on May 05, 2014, 06:02:39 pm
13. The extent of your humor are the type of connectors computers have.
Really, that is a joke that came up during reproduction.
Who never thought of that ? XD
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2014, 12:45:56 am »
I was under the impression the system was itself a joke.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2014, 12:51:59 am »
Quote from: willrandship on May 06, 2014, 12:45:56 am
I was under the impression the system was itself a joke.
Wut ?
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2014, 12:56:53 am »
The male/female plug system HAD to have been a joke. You really think some engineer sat down and thought up this:

* Male/Female
* Mate
* Nipples
* Hermaphroditic
* Gender Changing

and didn't crack a smile once?
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2014, 01:00:02 am »
Yeah right I think it's highly possible. We call stuff male/female for other things still. Like the chain pieces on vehicles.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2014, 01:02:09 am »
The system didn't originate with electronics. I'm just claiming that when it did it was a joke.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2014, 01:10:06 am »
Yeah I do think so too. No one could have come up with this seriously. :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2014, 01:17:46 am »
Quote from: annoyingcalc on May 05, 2014, 07:24:48 pm
16. You spend more money on calculators then on her.

damn straight !
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2014, 01:23:21 am »
20. You celebrate the anniversary(ies) of when you purchased your calculator(s).
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2014, 02:05:34 pm »
21. Even under alcohol which makes you less shy you still can't talk to girls.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2014, 04:43:51 pm »
22. Love calculators. That is all.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2014, 04:45:25 pm »
Quote from: Streetwalrus on May 11, 2014, 02:05:34 pm
21. Even under alcohol which makes you less shy you still can't talk to girls.
I would probably end up messing up and saying stupid things that could scare them away x.x
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