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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2014, 11:14:21 pm »
37. When she brings home a cat, you lock it in a box with a radioactive substance and a Geiger counter.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2014, 11:37:07 pm »
38. When she downloads a new game on to her smartphone, you spend the next 3 months making a calculator version of it
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2014, 01:11:11 am »
Quote from: Lunar Fire on May 12, 2014, 11:14:21 pm
37. When she brings home a cat, you lock it in a box with a radioactive substance and a Geiger counter.
Schrödinger experiment, much ? :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2014, 02:14:06 am »
39. You don't remember her birthday, but you remember the day you purchased your calculator.
40. When she's feeling a bit flat, you try to fit her with new batteries.

Ok I think I'm done hah.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2014, 04:58:13 am »
Hehe. I think you duplicated your own sign with 39 though. :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2014, 08:58:31 am »
41. You have 27 calculators
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2014, 04:45:41 pm »
Quote from: Streetwalrus on May 15, 2014, 04:58:13 am
Hehe. I think you duplicated your own sign with 39 though. :P
Lol I thought that as I was typing it, so I went back and checked. It's very, very similar, but this one mentions her birthday as well. Maybe I should have just edited my previous one :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2014, 04:48:52 pm »
Bleh whatever. :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2014, 06:11:42 pm »
42: You take the 42nd reason for the obvious reason.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2014, 06:16:27 pm »
43. When you call her you shout $CD followed by her home address.
44. You think palindromes are more important than her favorite number
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2014, 06:19:21 pm »
45: You are so wrapped up in your programming endeavors that you forget to text her (not true story [yet]).
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2014, 06:21:20 pm »
By the way I should mention here that I never had a gf nor did I even kiss a girl. :P Kinda why I started the topic but yeah. :P What about you guys ?
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #57 on: May 15, 2014, 06:22:48 pm »
Same. ._.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #58 on: May 15, 2014, 06:24:08 pm »
I have, but...
Ah, that's a story for another day.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #59 on: May 15, 2014, 06:25:11 pm »
Same. :(
I need to muster up the courage to talk to her. But if I do, then I won't have any reason to post in this thread.
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