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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #75 on: May 20, 2014, 01:52:12 am »
Haha lol at 61. XD
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #76 on: May 20, 2014, 02:46:01 am »
62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #77 on: May 20, 2014, 03:14:33 am »
63. You prefer TI-Boy on z80.

64. Because of lack of memory, your z80 doesn't tell her life when she has a problem, like "Error: Invalid dim". But this is a "Bad Argument" though.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #78 on: May 20, 2014, 03:18:24 am »
*edit  :o no comment!
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #79 on: May 23, 2014, 12:08:49 am »
Quote from: JamesV on May 20, 2014, 02:46:01 am
62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.

I hope you don't mean what I think O.O
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2014, 12:44:42 am »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 12:08:49 am
Quote from: JamesV on May 20, 2014, 02:46:01 am
62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.

I hope you don't mean what I think O.O
I think it is what you think :P
And I was wondering when this one would come out.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2014, 12:49:51 am »
Also, if you are an Omnimaga user, you stand even fewer chances with girls, because instead of a link cable or you-know-what, you might actually attempt to plug a blue lobster claw by mistake, and into that wrong port. >.<
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2014, 12:52:26 am »
Out of curiosity, why is this thread not labelled NSFW?
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2014, 12:54:40 am »
Maybe because it's not NSFW or not NSFW enough to be considered NSFW?
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2014, 12:59:13 am »
So in other words it is ISWF?  :3
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My name is Josh and I a developer at Moonzean. I enjoy Radiohead, web development, Java, and cryptograms.
Spoiler For No Surprises, by Radiohead:
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal

You look so tired unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide

And no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent, silent

This is my final fit
My final bellyache

With no alarms and no surprises
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No alarms and no surprises please

Such a pretty house
And such a pretty garden

No alarms and no surprises
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2014, 01:01:26 am »
It depends what does it stands for. :P (Insanely Super Wonderful Foruming?)
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2014, 02:30:25 am »
I did not label it NSFW because it's mostly not. If people want to post NSFW stuff, they can put it in a spoiler. ;)
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2014, 08:58:58 am »
I guess a lot of people thought of 62 without the courage to post it x)

Anyway, a contribution :

65 : You fear too much to BREAK UP with her because of a BAD GUESS to a tricky question...

66 : ... A question she asked on a DATE that may lead to an ARGUMENT.

67 : When you wanted to go to a bar with her but suddenly... ID NOT FOUND in pocket so you can't buy drinks :(

68 : You struggle with the fact that she may think of you as someone who's too much of a SINGULAR MATe to hang out with

69 : We should skip that one, for the sake of youngsters. :angel:


Edit : I'm pretty sure we can make up a whole story with these errors....
« Last Edit: May 23, 2014, 09:02:55 am by Adriweb »
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2014, 11:12:50 am »
Wow, nice ones Adriweb. O.O
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2014, 12:16:45 pm »
69! Was a popular line of code on the TI-80. It was used as replacement to For(Z,0,1:End for a 1 seconds delay or so.
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