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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2014, 02:29:47 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 12:16:45 pm
69! Was a popular line of code on the TI-80. It was used as replacement to For(Z,0,1:End for a 1 seconds delay or so.
Indeed, I've used that a number of times, under suspicious looks from classmates...
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2014, 03:59:24 pm »
Yeah, same for me. :P It's still the max ! can handle on the 83+ unless you install thepenguin's patch for full range exponent.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2014, 03:30:54 am »
Somewhat relevant:
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2014, 05:31:37 am »
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #94 on: June 10, 2014, 05:01:42 pm »
71: You send the girl you like on multiple messages in hexadecimal.
72: You don't talk to the girl you like because you're programming 90% of the time
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #95 on: June 10, 2014, 10:29:50 pm »
73. Your girlfriend thinks that calculators are a real turn [2nd]+[ON].
74. You talk to your girlfriend in terms of key presses, like in 73.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #96 on: June 10, 2014, 11:50:24 pm »
75) You program so much, you talk in code, sometimes.
76)
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int main()
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    printf("And when you do, you forget semicolons")
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #97 on: June 10, 2014, 11:56:35 pm »
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #98 on: June 14, 2014, 11:33:40 am »
77: you write in 1337 (not me)
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2014, 02:30:43 pm »
78. You necro "reasons" threads.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2014, 07:01:43 pm »
79: You carry a calc with you 24/7
80: You try this link because it was posted here:http://xlib.mtv-music-generator.com/
81: You believe ASM is the most important thing in the world
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #101 on: September 06, 2014, 10:03:35 am »
82: It's no misconception that geeks don't get girls
83: You lie about the misconception not being a misconception due to low self esteem brought on by not getting girls
84: There is a misconception that we're low on self-esteem
#Inception-minsconpetion
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #102 on: September 06, 2014, 10:56:04 am »
85: Because I'm so polite to girls (everyone, really), they think that I'm not interested in them.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #103 on: September 06, 2014, 12:02:20 pm »
Same :P

And most of my friends code :P

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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #104 on: September 06, 2014, 09:03:21 pm »
I wish my friends coded... I know like two kids who can code and they only do java (yet don't know what swing is) and a bit of other stuff. No calcs.
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