86. You get friendzoned (Universal reason #1, not only for geeks/nerds)
87. You "hack" the school computer to send messages to a specific female subject of desire (a friend did this actually. She felt creeped out by that)
88. They think you're gay...
89. You try to help her in a comp sci project and you're so much better than her that she feels stupid next to you...
90. 85, but everyone else does.