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Offline ben_g

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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2011, 04:24:00 pm »
* ben_g lost the game.

But there IS a way to win.
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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2011, 04:49:11 pm »
Every moment I'm looking at this thread I'm losing D:
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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2011, 06:36:12 pm »
* ben_g lost the game.

But there IS a way to win.

No there isn't. The game was made so that you couldn't . If you made the game you could change that, but you didn't. 
You just lost the game.



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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2011, 03:03:36 am »
Here's a video illustrating how the game works and how to not lose:


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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2011, 06:47:26 am »
That is so horrible.


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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2011, 06:58:17 am »
and realized that the video is 6:66 long O.O
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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2012, 03:58:02 pm »
The best IP address ever: 78.36.4.133

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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2012, 06:47:39 pm »
Lol nice
You just lost the game.



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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2012, 03:04:29 am »
Hmmmm...

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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2012, 06:41:45 pm »
O_O That, my dear friends, must be the best game ever.
You just lost the game.



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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2012, 06:46:08 pm »
It must have been by far the shortest game ever, though. :P

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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2012, 07:15:25 pm »
I think you don't have to insert the cartridge to lose. Speak of a short game.

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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2012, 10:23:22 pm »
No one can win the game!
That means no one!
Personne!

I lost already by looking at the picture!
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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2012, 09:36:51 pm »
I completely lost the game.  Can't find it anywhere in my house.  Dang
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Re: How to WIN the game
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2012, 11:09:21 pm »
If the objective of the Game is to lose, then by losing, does that mean you win?

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