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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2011, 11:47:33 pm »
94. Force them to program a microwave os.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #76 on: January 15, 2011, 12:02:59 am »
Quote from: qazz42 on January 14, 2011, 11:31:16 pm
93: Force them to buy some Apple products, that ought to make a dent in the old wallet

Apparently Mac software's gonna take a huge hit: http://apple.slashdot.org/story/11/01/05/1332212/For-Mac-Developers-Armageddon-Comes-Tomorrow

So maybe it won't be that expensive anymore? :-\
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #77 on: January 15, 2011, 12:13:05 am »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on January 13, 2011, 07:48:00 pm
92: Make them use padless nspire to program  :P

85: Give them a Commodore 64 and one way to program... a three position light switch that inputs ternary.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
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