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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2011, 08:03:07 pm »
78. Make them program a greyscale game using only Ti-basic.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #61 on: January 04, 2011, 08:16:04 pm »
79 Make them choose either calcs or food.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2011, 08:57:03 pm »
They don't need food to survive, unlike with calcs.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2011, 01:37:48 pm »
हारे nice one :P
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2011, 10:36:51 am »
80: Dont use 1337 spk. ever
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2011, 12:31:51 pm »
81: tell them to make an unhackable game using onlt basic, and then hack it, telling them to start over.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2011, 01:03:26 pm »
82: Petition the government to ban all programming languages except for TI-BASIC, with no variations allowed.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2011, 01:32:29 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on January 08, 2011, 01:03:26 pm
82: Petition the government to ban all programming languages except for TI-BASIC, with no variations allowed.

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83: Make them make a TI-Basic OS.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2011, 02:15:27 pm »
Quote from: ScoutDavid on January 08, 2011, 01:32:29 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on January 08, 2011, 01:03:26 pm
82: Petition the government to ban all programming languages except for TI-BASIC, with no variations allowed.

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83: Make them make a TI-Basic OS.

84: Make them make a TI-Basic OS *with* a hannah montanah boot logo, and hannah montana/justin beiber skins only. And only make it on calc.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #69 on: January 08, 2011, 02:22:42 pm »
85: Make this Basic OS *off* calc
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #70 on: January 08, 2011, 02:35:03 pm »
86:use water plank... on their calc...
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #71 on: January 08, 2011, 05:26:39 pm »
87: Give them the Windows 7 Beta.
88: Give them Windows Vista.
89: Give them the TI-OS.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #72 on: January 08, 2011, 08:07:37 pm »
90: Make them press 'Delete Forum' button of Omnimaga.
91: make them use a touchpad to program!
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #73 on: January 13, 2011, 07:48:00 pm »
92: Make them use padless nspire to program  :P
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2011, 11:31:16 pm »
93: Force them to buy some Apple products, that ought to make a dent in the old wallet
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