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9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« on: June 19, 2010, 11:18:57 am »
I thought it would be nice to revive that thread :P

Rule: read the previous posts before posting, to prevent the same signs from being posted multiple times!

Anyway here we go with 1000 signs that you are addicted to TI calculators and Omnimaga:

1-You always forget to close your quotes and parhentesises in sentences
2-You are no longer afraid to lose the game.
3-You always prefix short sentences with .db
4-When doing maths in school, you think with 2 byte integers concept in mind
5-You are so paranoid about TI bugs that you back everything up before every math classes
6-You put your school essays paragraphs inside Output(1,1,"" commands
7-You end them with Pause:ClrHome
8-Whenever you hear the word lobster, you become like "OMG! They know Netham45!'
9-Whenever you hear the word squirrel, you do the same but with Cooliojazz.
10-You always say "Ninja'd" when talking to people IRL after someone said something you were about to say.

You can say as many as you want per post, just don't double-post without 6 hours between posts and don't put like 800 signs in one post :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 11:22:54 am »
11 - Every time you watch a video, you expect a rick-roll.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 11:30:30 am »
12. When you calculator batteries die, you get new ones from the nearest battery-powered object.
13. When you have to write "inspire" in an essay, you write "nspire"
14. Same problem as 13, you write "ndless", not "endless"

Also, DJ, don't forget to indent you paragraph in Number 6, it should be Output(3,1,"" :).
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 11:36:44 am »
15- You write things like 1000 to E3 and 0.1 to .1 for using less ink.

There is a huge posts of this in UTI.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2010, 11:39:25 am »
16- You buy pants with large pockets so you can carry your calculator(s) with you anywhere.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2010, 11:47:25 am »
17- You overclock your calculator.
18- You are the only one in class that fixes all calculator problems
19- You code games during Math, Physics or Chemistry Class
20- You have a dictionary in your calculator for English class
21- You have a world map in your calculator for Geography
22- You crack complex cryptography systems with your TI-83+SE
23- You religiously keep your web browser historic in Omnimaga and have more than 10000 visits for half a year.
24- OmnomIRC is always used on every forum visit


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Quote from: calc84maniac on June 19, 2010, 11:39:25 am
16- You buy pants with large pockets so you can carry your calculator(s) with you anywhere.
That's handy. j/k But I have some and I was stopped in a metal detector on a museums with my pockets full of AA and AAA rechargeable batteries (for various devices like my calc, mp3 player, camera, etc.) AND the re-charger.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 11:58:08 am »
25- Everyone at school comes at you to get programs
26- If you got $1 everytime someone at school wanted you to send programs to their calc, you would no longer need a job.
27- You hack the teacher's TI presenter and rickroll the entire class
28- When doing math problems, you inaverdently add r at the end of algebra formulas where the variables can be higher than 255
29- You always write "extended" as "ExtendeD"
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 12:01:43 pm »
30 - If you were in a spelling bee, you would say {Str1+X}= before every letter as you spelled your word. (X being the number of the letter you're on minus one)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 12:05:43 pm »
31- When the teacher uses the CBR or CBL you wait for an opportunity to get technical details about it (copy the firmware, log link transfers, document the protocol)
32- The I/O port of your calculator is used for headphones and you listen to music
33- The USB port is used for USB flash drive and bluetooth (or wifi)
34- You type faster on your calculator than in cellphone or even computer
35- Your calculator has a patched TIOS and multi-boots with a 3rd party OS with multitasking, grayscale and sound.
36- During exams you code TI-BASIC for solving or checking ALL questions
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 12:12:29 pm »
37-You manage to code so fast that after the teacher resetted both your RAM and archive, you manage to write all math programs you need during the exam and still finish the exam in time.
38-You do not look at your calc keypad when typing on it (I do this x.x)
39-Same as #37, but in HEX ASM instead of BASIC
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2010, 12:26:13 pm »
40- You have patched your TIOS to resist all resets and blocks of your evil teachers OR switch to the 3rd party OS (and I do not have inspiration for the teacher reaction)
41- There is an automatic full backup to flash drive every time you plug it in your calculator.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2010, 12:29:40 pm »
42 - You know where every single TI Basic command is on-calc, so you can quickly access it by quick number presses inside the menus.
43 - You know it's faster to access sub( by pressing "T" and going up than by pressing "S" and going down in the catalog.
44 - You end all of your essays with C9
45 - Press-To-Test is disabled on your calculator
46 - Your flash drive spends more time plugged into your calc than your computer
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 01:55:39 pm »
47 - You spend more time writing games than playing them
48 - You have all the getkey codes memorized
49 - You have soldered peripheral components to a calculator
50 - You have more friends online than in real life
51 - You own more than one identical calculator
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2010, 01:58:56 pm »
52-You can compile ASM code by hand faster than TASM
53-You have the cracked RSA keys for all TI calcs backed up in several places on your computer
54-If someone says "What's up?" you say "25"
55-You've sold a calc on ebay because you left the LCD in test mode for too long
56-You've bought a calc on ebay with a broken LCD
57-You have networked several calc's together to compute fractals faster
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 02:04:03 pm »
58 - You have traded calculators with someone else because they have a lower hardware version
59 - You didn't tell them that they could play GameBoy games on it if they didn't trade
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