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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1035 on: February 08, 2011, 06:19:22 pm »
1255: You feel a pang of guilt every time this thread goes on a new page and you haven't even read the previous page.
1256: This also applies to every other thread in the forum.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1036 on: February 08, 2011, 07:26:40 pm »
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.
1256: You read IRC logs even when it's not your spare time.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1037 on: February 09, 2011, 12:42:13 pm »
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.
1256: You read IRC logs even when it's not your spare time.
1257: You have spare time? Programmers shouldn't have "spare time".

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1038 on: February 09, 2011, 01:20:41 pm »
1258: Your next post is a subtle reference to post pointed to by {157*8+2}
1259: You can do division in [at least] three different languages and bases.
1260: Fibonacci11
1261: You know that someone will eventually post an indirect pointer to emaG ehT.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1039 on: February 09, 2011, 02:48:17 pm »
1257: You have spare time? Programmers shouldn't have "spare time".
I don't even know what is precisely meant by "spare time", since everyone has the same amount of time...well, unless you include the minimal variations in time caused by gravity (note that I'm only talking about Earth here, as gravity causes a larger variation in time between planets).


1262: You probably could code a program to calculate the variation in time caused by gravity.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1040 on: February 09, 2011, 03:00:51 pm »
Spare time? I gave that up long ago. Now, I only have coding time, Omnimaga time, or time in which I'm supposed to be doing something else, but I'm doing one of the first 2 instead. :)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1041 on: February 09, 2011, 03:08:35 pm »
1263: You strongly believe that this forum will save the world after at 2012 XD
1264: You rarely use calc for math purpose since most of the things you do it on ur head
1265: For you, the only purpose of calc is for programming
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1042 on: February 09, 2011, 03:12:58 pm »
1263: You strongly believe that this forum will save the world after at 2012 XD
1266: You used your calc to prove that 2012 never happened.  I say happened, because you also use it as a time machine.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1043 on: February 09, 2011, 04:10:10 pm »
1267: You know that the Mayan Calendar is just like any other calendar--when the year is over, you get a new one (and if you didn't know that already, you do now).
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1044 on: February 10, 2011, 05:44:50 pm »
1268: You know that Mayan failed to calculate the apoclypse right because they have used the ancient version of TI
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1045 on: February 10, 2011, 05:54:43 pm »
1268: You know that Mayan failed to calculate the apoclypse right because they have used the ancient version of TI
1269: You know that the apocalypse is a lie. Like cake.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1046 on: February 10, 2011, 05:59:13 pm »
1270: You just thought of the title screen for Portal X. :P

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1047 on: February 10, 2011, 06:10:10 pm »
1271: 2012 apoclypse is about THE GAME being over and Rickroll being un-meme'd.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1048 on: February 10, 2011, 06:26:13 pm »
1271: You simulate your calc's processor on paper to play games after a test where calcs aren't allowed.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1049 on: February 10, 2011, 07:15:45 pm »
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.