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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1185 on: March 22, 2011, 12:49:45 am »
1450: The PETA recieves calls from your calc telling them to stop harrassing you.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1186 on: March 22, 2011, 05:03:23 pm »
1451: Your calc, a being much more compassionate than you, makes you stop harassing lobsters.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1187 on: March 22, 2011, 05:16:29 pm »
1452: You've made it this far in reading this list.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1188 on: March 22, 2011, 05:17:27 pm »
1452: You copy this list onto your calc and read it from there.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1189 on: March 22, 2011, 05:19:00 pm »
1454: You don't need to copy this list to your calc--you're reading it on your calc's web browser.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1190 on: March 22, 2011, 05:30:38 pm »
Quote from: Freyaday on March 22, 2011, 05:19:00 pm
1454: You don't need to copy this list to your calc--you're reading it on your calc's web browser.

1455: You don't even have to do that -- this list has been in your calculator's memory since the dawn of time.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1191 on: March 22, 2011, 05:32:30 pm »
1456: Your calc IS the internet.
1457: Your calc is actually simulating mankind.  Yes, that means it's simulating itself simulating mankind too.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1192 on: March 22, 2011, 05:54:14 pm »
1458: Your calc simulates mankind faster than Real Life.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1193 on: March 22, 2011, 06:00:15 pm »
1459: Your calc is so advanced that it's developed a sleep cycle to cool down during its intense daytime processing and constantly suffers from sleep deprivation.

1460: It developed a pill to cure said sleep deprivation simply because it didn't like the feeling.

1461: It built a new owner who took better care of it afterwards.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1194 on: March 22, 2011, 06:02:53 pm »
1462: That owner became GLaDoS
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1195 on: March 22, 2011, 06:17:08 pm »
1463: And your calc's the reason she's Still Alive.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1196 on: March 23, 2011, 07:51:07 am »
1464:  you tried, from 10 to 12, to make a female voice for your calc.  She really is a beautiful calculator.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1197 on: March 23, 2011, 10:54:11 am »
Wait, your calc can say words now?
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1198 on: March 23, 2011, 11:26:01 am »
1465: Your calc is now a gynoid. (Female android)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1199 on: March 24, 2011, 03:37:55 am »
1466: You plan to get married with your calc.
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