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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1860 on: October 07, 2011, 05:56:54 pm »
2291: You handwrite so fast your calligraphy contains typos
2292: This is because you want to get back to your calculator
2293: Even your math teacher takes your calc away. (Too true :'(
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1861 on: October 07, 2011, 06:00:15 pm »
2293: your math teachers also banns you from putting games on peoples calculators. (butts) :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1862 on: October 07, 2011, 06:01:51 pm »
2295: you do so anyway
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1863 on: October 07, 2011, 06:03:58 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1864 on: October 07, 2011, 06:07:46 pm »
2296: You are a post stalker
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1865 on: October 07, 2011, 06:08:13 pm »
2297: Everyone in your school asks you to help them put games on their calcs (true)
2298: Everyone comes to you when they have problems with their calcs, becouse they know you can solve most of them (also true)

EDIT: 2299: You often get ninja'd (very true)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1866 on: October 07, 2011, 06:53:14 pm »
2296: You are a post stalker
2300: and very proud to be one. XD
2301: you are glad that people come to butts with their calc problems and not you. :)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1867 on: October 07, 2011, 07:50:55 pm »
1523: You noticed an inconsistency in the numbering and you attempt to fix it with your mod powers.
2302: You do this now.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1868 on: October 07, 2011, 08:21:40 pm »
2303:
2304: You automatically highlighted the above line to see if there was any transparent text.
2305: You lost the Game even before I mentioned it.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1869 on: October 08, 2011, 09:56:37 pm »
2306: You heard that Steve Jobs died via Omni (Juju)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1870 on: October 08, 2011, 10:40:12 pm »
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1871 on: October 08, 2011, 10:47:43 pm »
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1872 on: October 08, 2011, 11:00:47 pm »
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread

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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1873 on: October 08, 2011, 11:02:32 pm »
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
2310: You persist!
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1874 on: October 08, 2011, 11:14:48 pm »
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
2310: You persist!
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming