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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2010 on: October 17, 2011, 07:04:57 pm »
Quote from: Freyaday on October 17, 2011, 06:08:23 pm
2265: They're all paying you for calculator programming lessons.
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 17, 2011, 06:12:34 pm
2266: Your teacher pays you for calc programming lessons.
they do? lucky XD
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2011 on: October 17, 2011, 07:11:18 pm »
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2265: They're all paying you for calculator programming lessons.
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 17, 2011, 06:12:34 pm
2266: Your teacher pays you for calc programming lessons.
they do? lucky XD
I wish. Unfortunately, I am too ethical to make them pay when there's the internet available for them to use free, and the community when that's not enough. Curse my good nature!
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2012 on: October 18, 2011, 11:12:54 am »
2267: You are not ethical enough to give free calc lessons
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2013 on: October 18, 2011, 12:30:28 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2014 on: October 18, 2011, 12:38:03 pm »
2268: You show your girlfriend the games on your calc and she gives you your first kiss XD (Just happened)
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2015 on: October 18, 2011, 12:59:32 pm »
2269: Your schoolmates dare not speak of calc programming in front of you
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2016 on: October 18, 2011, 01:02:03 pm »
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2268: You show your girlfriend the games on your calc and she gives you your first kiss XD (Just happened)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2017 on: October 18, 2011, 03:17:28 pm »
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2268: You show your girlfriend the games on your calc and she gives you your first kiss XD (Just happened)
I couldn't help +1'ing you. That's TRUE love. :P
2270: You marry her.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2018 on: October 18, 2011, 05:37:10 pm »
lol I showed her Portal X, Gravetier, and the Homescreen game pack. XD

(So thank you Builderboy, Leafiness, and ztrumpet) XD

2271: You get her into making calc games (working on it) :P
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2019 on: October 18, 2011, 05:49:57 pm »
2272: You are spreading calc games around your school
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2020 on: October 18, 2011, 06:24:13 pm »
2273: teachers get mad at you because all the kids just play calc games during class. :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2021 on: October 18, 2011, 10:12:26 pm »
2274: Your teacher already gave up and doesn't even care anymore :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2022 on: October 18, 2011, 10:44:31 pm »
2274: Your teacher knew from the beginning it was a battle that could not be won
2275: Your teacher actively encourages calc game development
2276: You have class-wide programming contests
2276.5: You try to type signs w/o looking at the screen and actually manage to make something resembling coherence and I wonder what Netham is doing today and how he is doing and...
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2023 on: October 19, 2011, 03:50:03 am »
2273: You realise the kids at your school are more stupid than you. So they're unworthy of playing our hard-worked made games. You reset all calcs. Due to their stupidity they don't notice. :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2024 on: October 19, 2011, 08:59:00 am »
Quote from: Freyaday on October 18, 2011, 10:44:31 pm
2274: Your teacher knw from the beginning it was a battlr that.could not be won
2276: Your teacher actively encourages valc gmae development
2272: Tou hve class-wide programming contests
lol wut? the sign count?
technically the Stefan Bauwens post above (reply 2023) should be 2278.
2279: You use .tns as an abbreviation for tennis
2280: Especially a lua Tennis Game Tns.tns
2281: You immediately think: "OMG, I've got to make that game NOW!!!"
2282: You think the idea may already be taken
2283: And going to the arcade when bored or looking for something to do
2284: AND using it as an excuse for not playing games even though you are playing games
2285: But to get trophies on your profile

2283: Your substitute for games is instead to post and chat on omnimaga
2284: And use this as an excuse to show that you are not playing games
2285: And use making games as an excuse for not playing games
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