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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2430 on: June 14, 2012, 12:56:41 am »
2906: You can't find your calc, and now you're depressed.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2431 on: June 14, 2012, 09:31:41 am »
2906 : your pc crash and you can't connect to omnimaga, so you borrow the pc of your little brother
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2432 on: June 14, 2012, 09:33:47 am »
2907: Your PC crashed so you use your calculator.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2433 on: June 14, 2012, 10:16:12 pm »
2908: Your PC never crashes because you use your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2434 on: June 14, 2012, 10:27:56 pm »
2909: Your calc IS your computer.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2435 on: June 14, 2012, 10:40:41 pm »
2910: You installed Windows on your TI-81.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2436 on: June 14, 2012, 10:46:40 pm »
2911: Then you decided it wasn't good enough, and installed Linux.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2437 on: June 14, 2012, 11:00:38 pm »
2912: Then you decided to be hipster and switched to mac(before it became cool)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2438 on: June 15, 2012, 12:59:17 am »
2913: Your calc is a hipster
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2439 on: June 15, 2012, 06:51:26 pm »
2914: Your calc is HAL 9000
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

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In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2440 on: June 15, 2012, 08:23:38 pm »
2915: You panic when you realize your friend who goes to another school has your calc and feel insanely relieved when you get it back 2 weeks later(not that this is any specific story)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2441 on: June 15, 2012, 08:26:02 pm »
2916: You panic when anyone else but you holds your calc
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2442 on: June 23, 2012, 01:23:01 pm »
2917 : you become crazy when your best friend say : why you love so much this calculator? it's just nothing more than a calculator.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2443 on: June 23, 2012, 11:36:42 pm »
2918: You harbor a secret loathing that grows within you every time he looks at your calculator like it's a mere object.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2444 on: July 01, 2012, 03:25:49 pm »
2919:  You harbor a secret loathing that grows within you every time he looks at your calculator as more than a mere object.
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