3740: You were there when the new axe bot came online
3741: You made the new axe bot

3743: You don't even notice the omni-ception on the front page and happily chat/browse omnimaga inside omnimaga
3744: You have reached the point where you can post in the future:

3746: You made the first page on the 200th page
3747: You cry because it isn't a round number
3748: You write many reasons at the same time
3749: No matter where you got something from, it is always from omnimaga (true story)
3750: You know my little pony from omnimaga (true story)
3751: You know the rickroll from omnimaga (true story)
3752: You got obsessed with the game via omnimaga (true story)
3753: You have more than 1500 posts on omnimaga (true story)
3754: And aditional more than 900 posts in spam section (true story)
3755: And you cry that they don't count (true story)
3756: You you wish spam section was back (true story)
3757: When you discover something new you first think about posting on omnimaga about it
3758: When you have any maths questions you ask them on omnimaga (true story)
3759: You advertise omnimaga in your school (true story)
3760: You still use the true story labeling behind signs (true story)
3761: You use ZNC to be always connected to IRC (true story)
3762: You have a plugin-manager hooked up to your ZNC (true story)
3763: You programmed it yourself (true story)
3764: You did that in lua (true story)
3765: Your friend asks you on skype if he could teach you lua (true story)
3766: You say ok and you start straight away asking questions like how variables and if conditions work (true story)
3767: And only a few houres after that you know lua better than your friend (true story)
3768: You wonder if the reasons shouldn't be counted in hex or binary
3769: You try to come up with another reason
3770: You used that reason already many times
3771: You lost the game (true story)
3772: You make others lose the game (true story)
3773: You make other associate you with the game (true story)
3774: You program on calculatores during math lessons (true story)
3775: That are the calculatores of the school (true story)
3776: After that you send the game to every other calculator in the room (true story)
3777: You will buy the new TI 84+CSE as soon as it comes out (true story)
3778: You cry because it has only 21MB ram
3779: You made it possible for you to program via IRC (true story)
3780: Which results in a little flooding somethimes (true story)
3781: And you freak out because bots kick you then (true story)
3782: You just join again (true story)
3783: And take away the op rights of the bot (true story)
3784: You read all the reasons above

3788: You wonder if ^he^ read the hole post

3790: You wonder why so many people on Omnimaga use Arch Linux and watch My Little Pony.

3793: You told people in school about downloading more ram (true story)

3795: Fortunately, you grouped some programs to reduce the VAT size.
3796: You dream of developing your own calculator someday.

3801: You hope it'll have over 9000 signs soon.