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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3150 on: January 19, 2013, 12:04:36 am »
4002: You've gotten a number of cool-numbered entries.
4003: Some by accident.
4004: Some intentional.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3151 on: January 19, 2013, 01:57:03 pm »
4005: You wish you had 4004
4006: You know there is no tech support in botswana
4007: You think you might me ninja'd, so you refresh the page
4008: You copied the previous text from the old page
4009: You wish you were the bridge
4010: You wish you were a DJ
4011: You wish you were derpy hooves
4012: You wish you could stop rambling your wishes
4013: You wish that you truely could
4014: You know no one on Omni in real life (true story)
4015: You plan on meeting a person on Omni in real life (true story)
4016: You know that you knew of the TI-84 plus C SE before it was newsed (true story)
4017: You program a language that most people don't know exists
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3152 on: January 19, 2013, 02:39:56 pm »
4018: You mistake Freyaday for Sorunome in the above posts. You feel bad, so you go several posts up to see the dozen posts Sorunome made to get to post 4000. Again, you mistaked Freyaday for Sorunome. And these were originally 3 separate posts before pimathbrainiac posted
4019: You decide that you want to get make post 4096, even though you don’t know why, because you actually don’t care too much for binary, and would have rather have made post 4000
4020: You decide that you will actually try to make these reasons a bit more like the earlier posts that are realistically relatable to
4021: But then you realize that you like the unrealistic posts and especially the “you are a” posts because they represent peoples personalities and the people on this forum are just awesome
4022: But you realize that 92 posts like that aren’t interesting
4023: So you begin
4024: When you can’t sleep at night, you take out your cx and program some lua for an hour
4025: You always thought ndless stood for needless instead of endless, even though you love it to death
4026: You feel greatly offended when your calculus teacher says that the 84 is better than the nspire
4027: You feel even more offended when your calculus teacher says that the 84  is faster than the nspire
4028: When you’re playing pokemon sapphire in class, a few die hard pokemon fans see it and nearly die
4029: You buy a rechargeable battery with a male mini usb meant to recharge a cell phone, but use it on your cx.
4030: You programmed tron on your cx one day in chemistry class
4031: You had no idea how to do the chemistry homework that night, but still feel happy
4032: Before you had an nspire, you make a program on your TI 83 that takes 30 minutes to find that 1234567891 is a prime.
4033: You use nextprime on your nspire to find that 10^100+267 is a prime in five seconds
4034: When your mom told you to make a grocery list you started off with grocery={} for i=1,5 do grocery [ i ] = apple end
4035: You don’t text and drive, but one time at a red light you did check your calculator to see some syntax in a code.
4036: In ninth grade your sister gave you her TI 83, and you spend hours typing Line(0,0,-47,-31), Line(0,0,-47,-30)… to make cool animation programs
4037: You later find out about label goto loops
4038: You later find out about for and while loops
4039: Some people have never used their nspire, but spend hours each day on their phone, but you have never used your phone, and spend hours each day on your calculator
4040: You have a youtube, omnimaga, and yahoo account, all with the same name, and use these for calculator videos and asking and answering calculator questions
4041: You tell your friend that jailbreaking is similar to ndless instead of ndless is similar to jailbreaking
4042: When the rest of your calculus class is using their calculator to find the sum of n^-2,-4,-6 from 1 to infinity you just sit there with your preprogrammed zeta function
4043: When someone is bragging about being able to program a BASIC dice function on their 83, your rude jerk side comes out and you laugh inside knowing that you programmed BASIC tron and titoe with ai
4044: When packing for a trip you pack clothes, a toothbrush, your ipod, your calculator…
4045: You take your calculator out in literature class
4046: Your friend tells you a cool psychology/statistics game, so you program it on your TI 83 to test it.
4047: People refer to you as “that calculator guy” (well, and “that calculus guy”)
4048: Your calculus teacher says “but I don’t know enough about calculators to know that for sure” and then jokingly turns to me and says “shut up”
4049: You gave your calculator to your statistics teacher to put an app on it. He turned it on and the startup program displayed a picture of the cursive text “I am awesome”
4050: The first time you ever used linux was on your calculator
4051: The first time you ever played pokemon was on your calculator
4052: The first time ever played any gameboy or Nintendo game was on your calculator
4053: You got Nightfire on your calculator (the fun James bond game that was the only first person shooter you had in your childhood)
4054: You’ve made more videos in blender for omnimaga than you have for everything else put together
4055: Except they are mostly all the same video just tweaked slightly
4056: You’ve made it halfway, and you’ve ran out of all your good posts
4057: In fact, 23 of the above posts you made a while back, when you saw this
4058: You wanted to make 1000 posts
4059: You now realize how difficult it would be to do that
4060: Unless you ramble on about unrelated things like HOMER-16 did
4061: Because it really doesn’t matter since this is a humor section, and he probably used up all his calculator experiences earlier, like I am doing right now
4062: And indeed, calcs are only half, of the addiction, and omni, literally meaning all or everything, and also a website with a lot of random stuff on it
4063: But HOMER-16 also had more to post about because he didn’t feel bad about posting the common, funny, creepy joke relationship with his calculator
4064: I use to make jokes like that, but now I am disgusted by it
4065: But if I were to post some of the jokes I made I would post the fact that I use to spend hours with my ti-83, but once I got my cx I spent hours with her
4066: I would also post the fact that the cx was so thin, fast, and colorful
4067: And that while the ti-83 had curves, they weren’t very appealing
4068: Another joke is that they were both good girlfriends because they would both do whatever I told them to do
4069: Disgusting, but my cx was within several inches of my sexual organs for about eight hours each day because I would carry it in my pocket at school
4070: But I won’t post stuff like that because it makes me feel like a computer nerd that can’t find a girlfriend so he pretends his calculator is his girlfriend, instead of a computer nerd that never tried to get a girlfriend so yeah
4071: You just posted a dozen random posts to fill up space
4072: Its weird making “You” posts after making several “I” posts
4073: You decide to make 10 completely pointless posts to fill up space
4074: Oh, wow I didn’t realize I was typing post, I think signs would be better, oh well
4075: So, how is you’re day?
4076: I woke up 2 hours ago
4077: Which is weird, because I normally fall asleep at 12 and wake up at 6-9
4078: And on a school night I fall asleep at 12 and wake up at 6
4079: But last night I fell asleep at 10 and woke up today at 10
4080: But sleep is healthy and it’s a three day weekend
4081: I don’t suppose any other than Americans have a three day weekend, because its Martin Luther King Jr. day
4082: It’s also the day Obama gets inaugurated again
4083: Which seems weird because his last inauguration was a day before MLK day, and their both black
4084: But actually most presidents are inaugurated the third Monday of January
4085: Anyway, its nice having a three day weekend
4086: I have a Physics test on Tuesday
4087: You posted 10 unrelated things here
4088: You think that “You posted 10 unrelated things here” is a sign that you are addicted to calcs/omni
4089: Around this time you notice that pimathbrainiac made 13 posts
4090: You change all the posts
4091: You notice that only about two dozen of these are actually interesting
4092: You make the next two posts repeat stuff
4093:
4094: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot
4095: You don’t make the 4096th post
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3153 on: January 19, 2013, 02:52:39 pm »
4063: But HOMER-16 also had more to post about because he didn’t feel bad about posting the common, funny, creepy joke relationship with his calculator

4096: My Precious

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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3154 on: January 19, 2013, 03:10:23 pm »
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4086: I have a Physics test on Tuesday
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hum, it sounds like pre-test syndrome.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3155 on: January 19, 2013, 03:33:41 pm »
4097: You notice you stole 4096 from Freyaday >:D

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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3156 on: January 19, 2013, 08:13:43 pm »
4098: You set out to make a long chain of posts
4099: You are 31337 even though you don't have 1337 posts yet
4100: You start a new set of 100 posts
4101: You notice this is a palindrome with an embarrassing 4 at the beginning
4102: You know what a palindrome is
4103: You spend your Saturday at a robotics build session
4104: You constantly check OmnomIRC so you don't get :ninja: 'd
4105: You realize your deepest desire
4106: A desire that you wish you didn't have
4107: Because it's a huge undertaking

4108: Make 100 posts
4109: You realize that this challenge is impossible
4110: You also realize that you can't help it
4111: You won't take any breaks
4112: You wish that there was an easy way to do this
4113: You realize there is a way, but it involves copying Homer16's 100 reason run
4114: You made a palindrome!!!
4115: You happen to not bring your handheld gaming console on vacation: just your TI-84
4116: You realize that you ran out of room in your suitcase
4117: You get rid of the underwear: WHO CHANGES IT ON VACATION???

4118: Actually, that vacation was Boy Scout camp
4119: In the summer
4120: You "borrowed" your sisters old TI-84 in order to get an older model with more memory
4121: LE GASP!!!
4122: You realize the next number is 123 with 4 at the beginning!
4123: YAY!!!
4124: TROLOLO!!!
4125: Just rambling
4126: You know that DJ_O will not be able to read your all-caps statements because his browser doesn't support it
4127: You haven't used periods this whole time

4128: You won't use periods
4129: You know that epic7 is epic
4130: You know that you are the best robotics person in the world
4131: You know this because you use Java and not LabView :P
4132: You used your second emoticon in the post
4133: You want to just make emoticons your reasons
4134: You know it's wrong
4135: But the urge is so tempting!
4136: You will restrain yourself
4137: But you break free from those restraints

4138: :)
4139: ;)
4140: :D
4141: ;D
4142: >:(
4143: :(
4144: :o
4145: 8)
4146: ???
4147: ::)

4148: :P
4149: :-[
4150: :-X
4151: :-\
4152: :-*
4153: :'(
4154: :thumbsup:
4155: >:D
4156: O.O
4157: ^-^

4158: >B)
4159: :banghead:
4160: :angel:
4161: ._.
4162: :devil:
4163: <_<
4164: :evillaugh:
4165: :crazy:
4166: :hyper:
4167: :love:

4168: :mad:
4169: :w00t:
4170:
4171: *.*
4172: D:
4173: XD
4174: x.x
4175: :ninja:
4176: You're done with that
4177: You know which one of the previous was not an emoticon

4178: Your calculator is your best friend
4179: Next to your computer
4180: Which is set up to program for your calculator
4181: You wish you had an nspire CX
4182: You wish you had a TI-84 PCSE
4183: You know you can't get one yet
4184: You read minds
4185: You seriously read minds
4186: No, you really do read minds
4187: Because you know what an MRI does

4188: 10 more (including this one) to 100 posts
4189: You know that you wanted to actually get to 4224
4190: But you know that you ran out of ideas
4191: You have ADHOSD
4192: That mean Attention Deficit Hyperactivity OOOOO SHINY!!! Disorder
4193: You wish you had a girlfriend
4194: That wasn't a piece of technology
4195: But a real human
4196: The next is the big one!
4197: 100 REASONS AND NO :ninja: s
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3157 on: January 20, 2013, 12:32:02 am »
4198: You unsubscribe from the 9001 signs you are addicted to calcs and Omni topic and stop visiting it because there are so many signs posted already that it's much harder to find new ones, and as a result, some people are just flooding the list with smiley spam <_<

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3158 on: January 20, 2013, 12:33:16 am »
4199: You didn't subscribed in the first place.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3159 on: January 20, 2013, 03:05:29 am »
Guys, I know this is just a fun topic, but lets try not to get too ridiculous and spammy with it mkay? Thanks. ;)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3160 on: January 20, 2013, 05:47:15 am »
4201: You agree with AoC

(I know mine had some unrelated stuff, but I don't think I got spammy with it and at least tried to keep it all humorous) :P

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3161 on: January 20, 2013, 10:11:20 am »
4202: I'm sorry... I ran out of ideas
4203: You know that I truly am because I really didn't want it to be an issue
4204: You see that you are twenty away from a palindrome
4205: But you decide not to reach it in this post due to your last one
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3162 on: January 20, 2013, 11:22:29 am »
4198: You unsubscribe from the 9001 signs you are addicted to calcs and Omni topic and stop visiting it because there are so many signs posted already that it's much harder to find new ones, and as a result, some people are just flooding the list with smiley spam <_<
4206: Not me :)

Although it would better if this was half of 9001 signs, because we could pull off 300 legitimate signs if we try, but this is mostly becoming random
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3163 on: January 20, 2013, 12:31:31 pm »
4207: You bring it back from being random

4208: You programmed Sburb on your calculator

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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3164 on: January 20, 2013, 12:44:11 pm »
4209: Your favorite emulators are TI-Boy, Nespire, gbc4nspire, GPSP-Nspire, nspire_emu, and Wabbitemu.
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