Can we agree that "True Story" is no longer necessary?  If it is not true, why post it? 

5237 : You know it's an inside joke and we're Never Gonna Give It Up. (true story )

5240: when there is a blackout at night (read: absolutely no light at all), your mother asks you "do you know where your phone is ? its screen could be used as a light source" and you say "nope, but I know where my calcs are" and you go to the mess that is your room, where no one could find anything except you, and your hand lands right on your CX CAS at first try (true story, was a long time ago but I didn't think about posting it here, I was reminded of it with fortytwo's post ^^)

5241: you don't even need to go to your room to get light from a calc since all your calcs are in your pockets (false story, I don't have them in my pockets when I am at home )

5243: you always carry at least 4 calcs in your inside jacket pocket and never dropped one out of your pocket. (true story)

5245: Your pockets are big enough to fit 2 calculators and a psvita in just one, and you never drop them. (Extremely uncomfortable...)
5246: You ungroup everything on your Ti-84+ and find 60+ programs of atleast 3000 bytes big each.

5248: Your 83PSE is fast because it is overclocked, and you keep your Nspire's 84 keypad for backup purposes. (true story)

5250: You use action=who to stalk what others are doing >.> <.<

5251: You program so much, you put ";" after every sentence instead;