6491 : You fix the numbering (true story)

6494: You have been convinced that Omni is better then Cemetech, and spam friends with peanuts, and visit Juju's intro thread for different varieties of peanuts.

Please take note that we do not claim to be better than Cemetech. (even though we are)

6945: Your parents take away dour calc for two weeks (true story)
EDIT: Just remembered:
6946: You wanted to look up something in Ti-Basic developer and now are reading this thread for hours.(true story)

6947: You are reading this thread for hours and remember you still didn't look up something you wanted.(true story)

6948: You went offline, then remebered something you want to write here, went online again and wrote it.(true story)

6949: Now, since you remembered you wanted to look up something in TI-Basic developer to continue a program (that you have started this morning) and you went online again, you are going to look up it and continue programming.(true story)

6950: You start a program almost every day and are feeling bad if you can't finish it due to time resons while you are finishing another program.(true story)

6951: You almost forgot again that you wanted to look up somethig while writing in this thread.(true story)

6953: You get bullied a bit by your classmates because you are programming all the time(true story)
6954: Your classmates are addicted to almost any non-beta-version games of you(true story)
6955: Your math teacher blames you for your classmates playing your games in lessons(true story)

That happens to anyone not doing sports, anyone who never fail classes or anyone who never bullies anyone else

I am the most well known programmer. Lol, I'm one of the worst in real life They think my BASIC is complicated
I do play football, so not the sports part.

6956: You use interface when talking about human relationships (true story)