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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #480 on: October 26, 2010, 01:30:53 am »
693: You offered to host Omnimaga on an array of TI calculators linked together when DJ wanted to move the website to a new server.
694: One of these calculators runs this: http://xkcd.com/810/
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #481 on: October 26, 2010, 02:07:27 am »
I lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #482 on: October 26, 2010, 09:37:54 am »
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
696: The only one in the class that has bothered to look at the ti website (well until the teacher showed the class today)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #483 on: October 26, 2010, 11:41:38 am »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2010, 02:07:27 am
I lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???
That XKCD basically say that you could write an antispam with an AI so powerful it forces spambots to post constructive and helpful comments. Reminded me of that one time when one of the antispam scripts on the board failed. xD
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #484 on: October 26, 2010, 03:39:22 pm »
Quote from: jhgenius01 on October 26, 2010, 09:37:54 am
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
696: The only one in the class that has bothered to look at the ti website (well until the teacher showed the class today)

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In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #485 on: October 26, 2010, 06:23:58 pm »
697: You have memorized pi to more digits than the calc can hold (not exactly hard)
698: You have a *.txt file on your desktop containing the first one million digits of pi, for the purpose of memorizing them.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #486 on: October 26, 2010, 06:48:07 pm »
699. You've written a basic program to calculate pi to 999 digits.

(true. Never ran it since it would take 24 hrs though)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #487 on: October 26, 2010, 11:02:09 pm »
700. You can write a virus on calc in less than 30 seconds.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #488 on: October 26, 2010, 11:53:20 pm »
701. You are worried about this tread exceeding 1000 signs. ;)
702. when you have 665 posts you only post in intro ad randomess
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #489 on: October 26, 2010, 11:56:28 pm »
Quote from: juju2143 on October 26, 2010, 11:41:38 am
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2010, 02:07:27 am
I lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???
That XKCD basically say that you could write an antispam with an AI so powerful it forces spambots to post constructive and helpful comments. Reminded me of that one time when one of the antispam scripts on the board failed. xD
Ah right. Sadly this script seems to slowly become a reality X.x
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #490 on: October 27, 2010, 09:02:07 am »
703: You force your friends to learn TI-BASIC ;D
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #491 on: October 27, 2010, 10:53:47 am »
704. You download programs off ticalc.org at school.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #492 on: October 27, 2010, 09:33:17 pm »
705. If posts in randomness were to count, your post count would be OVER 9000!!!!
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #493 on: October 27, 2010, 10:08:21 pm »
706. You have a flash drive with every OS on it, in case you want to downgrade it.
707. Your calculator is twice is powerful as your computer.
708. You have found a way to integrate your calculator into yourself.
709. You watch Hi-def videos on your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #494 on: October 27, 2010, 10:17:17 pm »
710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

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