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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #525 on: November 03, 2010, 03:13:27 am »
734: You use my optimizer and it makes them smaller! :D

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #526 on: November 03, 2010, 04:08:43 am »
Which one would that be?

Although, I don't think this particular file could be optimized much. It's mostly data. The game engine itself isn't ready for optimization yet.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 04:10:15 am by Qwerty.55 »
∂²Ψ    -(2m(V(x)-E)Ψ
---  = -------------
∂x²        ℏ²Ψ

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #527 on: November 03, 2010, 03:12:50 pm »
735. your abacus has third party programming on it

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #528 on: November 03, 2010, 03:25:46 pm »
736: Your abacus runs Linux

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #529 on: November 03, 2010, 05:54:33 pm »
737: You've written Starcraft for your abacus.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #530 on: November 03, 2010, 06:06:12 pm »
738. You jailbreak a PS3 with your abacus.


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #531 on: November 03, 2010, 06:29:01 pm »
739: You jailbroke the abacus because you couldn't stand to use it otherwise.
740: you have all the Fix # commands in Axe memorizedd
741: you've memorized both the BASIC getKey scheme and the Axe Parser getKey scheme
742: You know the Axe getKey codes are the same as getCSC
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 12:49:40 am by Darl181 »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #532 on: November 07, 2010, 03:37:35 pm »
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #533 on: November 07, 2010, 11:36:17 pm »
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.

744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #534 on: November 07, 2010, 11:39:18 pm »
745: You try to write decimals as inflated fractions.

746: You've rewired your calculator's processor to not only understand Binary, but also Ternary, Quaternary, Decimal, and pure Hex.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2010, 11:40:59 pm by Qwerty.55 »
∂²Ψ    -(2m(V(x)-E)Ψ
---  = -------------
∂x²        ℏ²Ψ

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #535 on: November 07, 2010, 11:41:04 pm »
746: All answers to math problems are in the range 0 to 255.99609375.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #536 on: November 07, 2010, 11:54:56 pm »
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.

744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.
I remember trying to make a BASIC comparison for one of my early programs and got ERR:SYNTAX because I put a dot for a comment.  Then it got confused over Pt-On(X*8,Y*8,Pic1) and ERR:ARGUMENT
747: 59 6f 75 20 77 72 6f 74 65 20 6f 6e 65 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 73 65 20 74 68 69 6e 67 73 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78
748: You use Omnicalc and know/use most/all of its features
749: You use Calcutil and know/use most/all of its features
750: You use Krolypto and--well, you get the point
751: You get stressed b/c you can't figure out how to make a USB8X-compatible adapter
↑all of those: me
« Last Edit: November 07, 2010, 11:56:08 pm by Darl181 »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #537 on: November 08, 2010, 12:01:19 am »
752: You figure out #751, but you're now stressed because Omnimaga loads in more than two seconds.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #538 on: November 08, 2010, 01:10:12 am »
753: 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 73 6f 20 75 73 65 64 20 74 6f 20 23 37 34 37 20 74 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 75 6d 62 65 72 20 6f 6e 65 20 62 6f 6f 6b 6d 61 72 6b
754: you're worried that this list will reach 1000 before we can post all the awesomness it needs to contain
755: you're angry at yourself for making that last comment and wasting precious room
EDIT:
756: wait... damnit  ;D
« Last Edit: November 08, 2010, 01:11:38 am by shmibs »

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #539 on: November 08, 2010, 01:19:05 am »
753: 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 73 6f 20 75 73 65 64 20 74 6f 20 23 37 34 37 20 74 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 75 6d 62 65 72 20 6f 6e 65 20 62 6f 6f 6b 6d 61 72 6b
I just typed in "translator, binary" on the top and it took me right where I wanted to go. ;D
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