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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #555 on: November 09, 2010, 08:49:47 pm »
778. You felt honored to have number 777 :P
779. You cried when you realized that you didn't get number 666 :'(
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #556 on: November 09, 2010, 08:55:28 pm »
780. You have no need to bookmark xkcd links because you have all the calc-related and other really good ones memorized.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #557 on: November 09, 2010, 09:03:17 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on November 07, 2010, 11:36:17 pm
Quote from: Aichi on November 07, 2010, 03:37:35 pm
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.

744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.

Basic programs don't get compiled right?

781: You've coded in every current calculator language known
782: You've coded on every programmable calc currently known
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #558 on: November 09, 2010, 09:08:13 pm »
783. You've coded on every calc, programmable or not.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #559 on: November 09, 2010, 09:42:35 pm »
784: You've coded yourself with the calc
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #560 on: November 09, 2010, 09:44:55 pm »
785. You coded the universe with a TI-81
786. You can code the universe with every calc except the Nspire
787. You install Ndless on your Nspire, then code the universe ;D
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #561 on: November 09, 2010, 09:44:57 pm »
788: The AI you coded on your TI-30X IIS is more intelligent than you are.

789: It went on to code WFRNG and the rest of the universe.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2010, 09:46:09 pm by Qwerty.55 »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #562 on: November 10, 2010, 01:01:50 am »
790: You stay away from the Lobster tank in your local grocery store because you know what they are capable of...
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #563 on: November 10, 2010, 01:11:09 am »
791: You're a meme
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #564 on: November 10, 2010, 01:16:21 am »
792: You freak out when you see a red lobster because you always seen them blue.
793: You are convinced that Netham45 is a synonym for "lobster".
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #565 on: November 10, 2010, 01:36:40 am »
Haha, 793 is true for me! ^^ I'm constantly replacing Lobster with Netham45. :P
794: You have petitioned the B-52's to rename their hit "Rock Lobster" to "Rock Netham45". :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #566 on: November 10, 2010, 02:45:30 am »
Lol at 793. I notice that happens more over here nowadays. :P

I will need to be careful if I ever talk about actual seafood one day on a recipe forum or via chats, to not say nethams instead of lobsters. ;D
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #567 on: November 10, 2010, 10:43:47 am »
795: You're convinced that Deep Thought (the original one in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) was a TI-83.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #568 on: November 10, 2010, 11:54:44 am »
796: You're convinced that Deep Blue was a TI-81 (in disguise).
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #569 on: November 10, 2010, 01:49:11 pm »
797: You're convinced that the Nspire was a TI-106 (in disguise).
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